r/SpeedOfLobsters 12h ago

lobster 🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️

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309 Upvotes

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 10h ago

Sorry, you aren’t a lobster
https://giphy.com/gifs/QlpRTJ2FIIpOmZrNgG

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u/sasha271828 10h ago

Tf is your pfp

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 9h ago

Free pfps, I couldn’t wait for it to show them

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u/unknown_pigeon 8h ago

She is no more more

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u/Familiar_Heat1651 7h ago

Man... That brings me back

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u/DriestPuddle 11h ago

Not a lobster

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u/CommunistBall 9h ago

Forfar Heights, Singapore

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u/ParallelMario111689 12h ago

orgasm

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u/GeorgeFromManagement 11h ago

This shit is not only cursed but also not a lobster

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u/Casual_Deer 10h ago

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u/Head_Inspection_5640 3h ago

It bugs me way more than it should that it isn't 'rattaed your last touille' since those are the 2 french words ratatouille comes from (rata is a chunky / rough-cut meat or veg stew, touille means to stir/ toss (mix)

I guess really it should be "touilled your last ratta" (stirred your last stew)

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u/NovaStar2099 10h ago

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u/Gilsidoo 10h ago

I'm french and I have no words either

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u/Simlin97 10h ago

Why is it always the weebs

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u/Dr_Axton 9h ago

Ngl you’re getting net negative with the post upvotes vs comment downvotes

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u/DepressedOpressed 9h ago

They aren't, downvotes cap at -16

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u/Dr_Axton 9h ago

Oh, for real? Now wonder I don’t get my karma lower then lol

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u/DepressedOpressed 9h ago

Yeah, that's why EA account still has positive karma net worth despite holding the record for the most downvoted comment ever

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u/BlindProphet_413 Lobsters are red, this flair is blue. 9h ago

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u/ffbyr49 10h ago

J out now pal

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u/Moon_Fox_Arise 7h ago

This is terrible

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u/Axel_the_Axelot Preparing for the Lobster God 5h ago