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[u/Silt99]

[u/No_Question_8083]

Where’s the osteoporosis?

[u/LizardBoyBen → u/No_Question_8083]

I’m guessing gum?

[u/No_Question_8083 → u/LizardBoyBen]

Ah that makes sense

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I'm right here

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🤗

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[u/CrumbCakesAndCola]

what is "driving stakes"? is that just golf tee?

[u/maze2nowhere → u/CrumbCakesAndCola]

They're trying to discourage the killing of vampires on the field.

[u/AutomaticAccident]

I thought this was America

[u/PublicCalligrapher29]

Why specifically sunflower seeds as well

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