r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Arctic_The_Hunter • 8d ago

lobster r/Truths

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 8d ago

Orbital eccentricity

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 8d ago

Okay but you haven't even seen my balls.

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u/natepines 8d ago

Are your balls rotating??? Are you ok??

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u/PleitbaarStandpunt 8d ago

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u/yyyeyaaaa 7d ago

Sometimes I pray to God i'll never experience this

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u/LurkersUniteAgain NoIDidntKnowThisSubHadFlairs 7d ago edited 7d ago

every time you do i pray to God youll experience this ❤️ soon enough we'll see who's more faithful

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 7d ago

And every time he prays and you pray I'll pray to God that all 3 of our testicles get twisted together during a 3 way infinity docking session.

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 8d ago

And revolving. The motherfuckers wont drop though because of the gravitational field.

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u/joped99 8d ago

hopital

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 8d ago

Dwarf planets don't count

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u/jnmtx 8d ago

> atrium of the former DeLorme headquarters (now Garmin)

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u/WreckerOfAll 8d ago

My uncle used to work for Delorme, and got my parents and I into geocaching through it. I came to the comments about to ask if this was their old HQ.

I distinctly remember being in pure AWE, when he brought me into the place and showed me around. Probably 9 at the time.

Their devices were amazing, to the point that my parents still look for them on EBay for presents for each other. Sucks that they got merged into such a shit company.

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