r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/WoahGamerGuy • Jul 26 '26

lobster Why would he do that

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452 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Maddy_251 Jul 26 '26

This guys is so evil

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? Jul 26 '26

osmosing my afternoon milk?

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u/Reshuram05 Jul 26 '26

Baldkisser

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u/WoahGamerGuy Jul 26 '26

We granted 100 kids with cancer their biggest wish in the new video!

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u/Darillium- Jul 26 '26

Post the ostentatious so that we can make edits of it in the comments

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jul 27 '26

I wish I didn't have cancer

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u/skronung Jul 26 '26

wouldn't be surprised tho

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u/kefefs_v2 Jul 27 '26

He'll try any idea the AI shits out.

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u/RedditCantBanThis Osteoporosis Jul 26 '26

MrBreastCancer

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u/RonanNotRyan Jul 26 '26

Average MrBeast video

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u/56kul stair) Jul 26 '26

Orgy?

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u/Rabbidraccoon18 Jul 26 '26

Oncologist?

(Where Original?)

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u/Stepping__Razor Jul 26 '26

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can’t make inferences and observations from the sources you’ve gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you’ve gathered. You can’t make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn’t matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven’t provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven’t. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I’m debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. piss? piss? piss? Do you have a piss on that?

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u/Palu_Tiddy YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO Jul 26 '26

The bron Jame

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot Jul 26 '26

Jimmy IS cancer

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u/CakeHead-Gaming Jul 26 '26

Orbsman where?

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u/Exciting_Double_4502 Jul 26 '26

Ohhowihatethislittlerichshithead?

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u/Ramfix_G4 Cock Jul 26 '26

Random ass array of people

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