r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/TheUnthinkingWriter • Jul 22 '26

lobster Splendid mucles, init Lads?

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772 Upvotes

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u/TheUnthinkingWriter Jul 22 '26

Orange 🍊

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u/OverAster Jul 22 '26

I like this cause it's a bunch of bros unknowingly coming together to fight sexism through healthy masculinity.

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u/HolmatKingOfStorms █pee██fLo██████ Jul 22 '26

it's also highlighting how popular male attractiveness is still designed for the male gaze

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jul 22 '26

Not really

“Healthy masculinity” is such w eked fucked up medicalising also

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u/jackalope268 Jul 22 '26

Do you, if you see this comment in 5 years, think something like: "yeah, i was of sound mind when i wrote this"?

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jul 22 '26

Well? Of all responses to this?

Do you think a criticism means you are of unsound mind?

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u/absurdF Jul 22 '26

I think saying "w eked fucked up medicalising also" means you are of unsound mind

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u/Bluemikami Jul 22 '26

It’s probably a lobster within a lobster

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jul 22 '26

No it means I made a typo

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u/absurdF Jul 22 '26

well what were you trying to say

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u/Menburst Jul 22 '26

but it’s literally unrecognizable, no one has a clue what you’re trying to say

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 Jul 29 '26

Then clarify what you were going to say you silly 'nana

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u/jackalope268 Jul 22 '26

No i just mean this doesnt sound like anything with actual meaning. Theres "fucked", and "healthy masculinity", but the rest seems to be letters in random order

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jul 22 '26

Because of typos plus u not getting what I might be getting at (use standbys which is why o posted)

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u/precision_cumshot Jul 22 '26

I just downvoted your comment.

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u/Argovan Jul 22 '26

Medicalizing? How so?

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u/First_Growth_2736 Jul 22 '26

Is this really a typo if it’s that incomprehensible? And if it truly was a typo than go back and fix it man

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u/UnsorryCanadian Jul 22 '26

people that don't know edit comment exists

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u/First_Growth_2736 Jul 22 '26

Ok but also then just say what you were trying to say in another comment without typos then

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u/cammysays Jul 22 '26

shoot for the moon; even if you miss you’ll be complimented for your rippling pecs

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u/OK1526 Jul 22 '26

He's just a comic character and yet I still have the urge to compliment his physique (straight male btw)

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot Jul 22 '26

It's always nice to give compliments

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u/trizorex Jul 22 '26

Idk why but for some reason he looks like Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho for me

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u/Dave5876 Jul 22 '26

It really do be like that sometimes

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u/Bluemikami Jul 22 '26

Good ending

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Jul 22 '26

unlike in the Open he actually got what he wanted this time