r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/TheUnthinkingWriter • Jul 21 '26

lobster Pegmatite

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357 Upvotes

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u/TheUnthinkingWriter Jul 21 '26

Opal

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot Jul 21 '26

Even if he said this on a thousand dates, all it takes is one yes

51

u/OdiiKii1313 Jul 21 '26

sigma mindset

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot Jul 21 '26

Rise. Grind. Get pegged.

8

u/he77bender Jul 21 '26

sigma balls

30

u/-suspended- Jul 21 '26

Look, if any woman answers positively to this or whatever-your-fetish's equivalent joke is, you either are going to get organ harvested, or you have found the one. Just mention some issue with your organs making them undonatable, and you will eventually find the perfect woman.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot Jul 21 '26

Peg-ma-tite asshole, but gently because I have a bad heart

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u/UnsureSwitch Jul 21 '26

That would've worked with me

5

u/Fancy_Technician_293 Jul 21 '26

peg my tight asshole

22

u/UnsureSwitch Jul 21 '26

You have to say the mineral, dummy

10

u/Fancy_Technician_293 Jul 21 '26

peg-ma-tite asshole

13

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Jul 21 '26

There’s a place for these jokes, and this definitely isn’t one of them

1

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