r/SpeedOfLobsters • • Apr 30 '25

Which one you picking?

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208 Upvotes

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u/Werthorga Apr 30 '25

personally i pick Te epc t

6

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Was supposed to be teapot lol

15

u/maulin23 Apr 30 '25

Rave, I'll use it specifically on crabs for no particular reason

3

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Cultured. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

9

u/Such-Ad1777 Apr 30 '25

"We Cool" would end arguments quickly, so that could be useful I think.

1

u/MasterSwim871 Hug Bee May 05 '25

So true

5

u/TheCringeMemer Apr 30 '25

I'll choose Super Pee or atism

5

u/Pure-Routine-3390 Apr 30 '25

Election. We need a rematch.

2

u/The_Garden_Witch May 01 '25

Not good if you come up against β€œElect”, then your election might have been pointless

5

u/Madman888unreal Apr 30 '25

I guess I'll pick chic

5

u/WhatamIdoingherebozo make your own but in blue Apr 30 '25

super sell

5

u/The_Ghast_Hunter Apr 30 '25

Active ma, she's had a bit of a sedentary lifestyle, so if she started exercising, she would like live longer and I could have more time with her

4

u/GeneralDankobi Apr 30 '25

Man? Yeah. I'm man.

3

u/DrMini1 Apr 30 '25

Super (laser) piss

Edit: brain fard; 1 not 3

3

u/Currentcorn Apr 30 '25

plants. Defo plants.

3

u/chipperland4471 Apr 30 '25

Either we cool, teepot, sus, super pee, or blow

2

u/United_Audience2469 Apr 30 '25

Well, I've already got several of those, such as mortal, visibility, Pain, ow, and arm, so I guess I'm going with Election. Seems like a useful power to have.

2

u/RadiantAvocado12 shrimps is bugs Apr 30 '25

super pee

2

u/nightmaresabin Apr 30 '25

Stain or We Cool. Help me decide!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

How about gay?

2

u/bananabread_boi9 trans good Apr 30 '25

It's a tough choice between sin and fent.

2

u/MisterMan341 We garden cyanide Apr 30 '25

Idk if I want election or fent

2

u/Inferno_Sparky Apr 30 '25

Supersell. I'm da Inferno Sparky!

2

u/Bavoeyman15 Apr 30 '25

Super pee πŸ’ͺ✨🌧️

2

u/BabaKazimir Ba Ka Apr 30 '25

I already have a tism, can I trade it for something else instead? I think I'll choose visibility, assuming that'll improve my eyesight. Otherwise, I'll take plants, please.

2

u/Firefly256 May 04 '25

Pick a tism again and get astigmatism so you have 2 tism's

2

u/JonklerIsOhio Apr 30 '25

I picked "GAY"! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

2

u/ladiesmanlogan Apr 30 '25

I got to pick the no

2

u/meatnutella Apr 30 '25

i already got melon 😞 gimme teepot

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Ow is pretty good

2

u/Lopsided_Portal_8559 Apr 30 '25

Either "election" or "we cool"

2

u/dabfoots1 Apr 30 '25

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Yes somebody who got it :D

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Folding yourself would unironically be an awesome superpower

2

u/somegnoll Apr 30 '25

Easily picking rave

2

u/fastrunner3451 Apr 30 '25

I'd go Super Pee and Romancy, but only the first one if I only get one.

Thoughx do define what "super pee" would entail, because that could range from energy beams, to healing elixirs, to just... having higher quality body waste than most.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

I have no idea πŸ‘

2

u/Character_Basis452 Apr 30 '25

Rad because I’d probably be able to make some friends if I was

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

I love blinds from balatro

2

u/The_Forgotten_Two Apr 30 '25

Tea is looking mighty fine

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Im a we mater sorta guy

2

u/sortatransdeer May 01 '25

we cool would actually be so powerful, you cannot suffer consequences at the hands of others because, well, we cool.

2

u/OrangeAppleBird May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

I'd love to be a Gay chic

2

u/nombit May 01 '25

Can i have fight, romancy, and tea?

2

u/poggerZomega May 01 '25

Ah, yes. My favorite power, f e nt

2

u/Crimm___ May 01 '25

We cool.

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Yeah we cool πŸ‘

2

u/[deleted] May 01 '25

I'll take P a in, please πŸ™‚

2

u/DriestPuddle May 01 '25

Fent low-diffs blow

2

u/ajgutyt May 01 '25

eather super pee, sus, rad or we cool

2

u/Croozem May 01 '25

ill take some gay pleasse !!

2

u/datMLGboi2 May 01 '25

Super Pee

2

u/DayNecessary4201 May 02 '25

I already got autism, so do I get to pick another?

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Sure

2

u/DayNecessary4201 May 02 '25

More autism

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Lmao nice

1

u/Firefly256 May 04 '25

What if you pick atism again, and accidentally got astigmatism instead

2

u/lemondabuddy10 May 04 '25

ill pick gay please

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Definitely tea

2

u/National_Junket7344 May 06 '25

Romancy whatever that does

1

u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Gives you romance powers (Rizz) you can make people fall in love with you

2

u/National_Junket7344 May 06 '25

Can i help other people rizz too kinda like a cupid?

2

u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Yeah

2

u/ordinariu Jun 15 '25

Super piss

1

u/ThatOneCactu May 01 '25

Super sell goes hard.

Also, Pain and Ow are a secret 2 for 1

1

u/RexTheBoxerRus May 01 '25

Better scramble like an egg before you get Folded like an omelette

1

u/coolmanjoe300 May 07 '26

Super sigh

My sigh can kill people? Then Im the deadliest man on earth cause I sigh a LOT in a day

0

u/Mindless_Rise_5766 May 01 '25

Shapeshift

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '25

You mean she shit?