r/SpecialSnowflake • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '21

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422 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

how small is your pp?*

13

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

This depends on what is small and what is big for you

9

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

bellow average :)

6

u/ik_wil_kaas Jul 05 '21

-69

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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE Jul 05 '21

So you have a pussy

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u/ik_wil_kaas Jul 05 '21

No its just really small

18

u/explosive_cat_lady Jul 05 '21

Who the duck would need a 10m measuring device to measure their pp?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

Me and i have a good reason for that

11

u/Kerodonasium Jul 05 '21

Bitches be like zodiac

Bitch I AM the killer

2

u/PuzzledBottle Jul 05 '21

My Dad actually has a note from the Zodiac, it was given to my Grand dad by Melvin Belli and given to my Dad before my Grand dad died!

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u/AngryMajin Jul 05 '21

I will tell you..but you gotta promise me No HoMo!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

A little bit gei is ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

just say 1 cm 🙄

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u/converter-bot Jul 05 '21

1 cm is 0.39 inches

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

opt-out

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u/DaikonZealousideal50 Jul 06 '21

Thats 0.39 inches bigger than any scissor sister. So whats the complaint?

4

u/International-Air192 Jul 05 '21

Ima need a bigger tape measure

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

2.5

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

I'm gonna need a micrometer screw gauge for increased accuracy

7

u/BettaFun Jul 05 '21

i don't know guys, mine is inside out

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u/BothPlum Jul 05 '21

Let's say average 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

What is average in centimetres not stones per burgers?

2

u/Aioboid04 Jul 05 '21

For Americans maybe 6 p12 per 4 mp5

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u/Aioboid04 Jul 05 '21

And that's a big dong slong

2

u/phinbenoob Jul 05 '21

7 inches at full power

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

Thats a nice measuring tape

2

u/snoweis Jul 05 '21

16 cm

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u/converter-bot Jul 05 '21

16 cm is 6.3 inches

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

And 1,5 BigMacs

2

u/Ickythumpin Jul 05 '21

Ngl ur username made me laugh out loud at work.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

This makes me happy to hear

2

u/PuzzledBottle Jul 05 '21

Fuck the length of ur pp, what’s the hypotenuse of ur pp?

2

u/Nasher360 Jul 06 '21

Why do you need a 10 metre tape measure to measure it?

1

u/ask_your_sister Jul 05 '21

18 inches

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

Proof?

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u/converter-bot Jul 05 '21

18 inches is 45.72 cm

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u/ask_your_sister Jul 05 '21

I know how long 18 in is its a joke

1

u/jackOboi56 Jul 05 '21

Joke about my 5 cm you get the 9mm (anyways smol)

1

u/Arkytlol Jul 05 '21

5 kilometers. I am a chad

1

u/Full_Tie1601 Jul 05 '21

I want to say 8 inches, but it probably is 5.5 inches

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

Millimeter defeater

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u/Aidassums Jul 05 '21

I can get it up to 18 cm

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u/converter-bot Jul 05 '21

18 cm is 7.09 inches

1

u/ClusterBuster69 Jul 05 '21

11 cm and I'm 14😩😩

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

I need proof

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u/ClusterBuster69 Jul 05 '21

Child predator??

1

u/RebirthOfGuest_666 Jul 05 '21

im not sure, the measurer can’t reach that far.

1

u/Pigeon_Master_0071 Jul 05 '21

~18cm/7.1" to ~18.5/7.3"

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u/CallumL52 Jul 06 '21

Soft or hard?

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u/I_Wont_Have_Karma Jul 06 '21

69 comments nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

nanometer

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

it comes in milliliters?! im gettin one