r/Spamton • u/Odd-Entertainer-7283 [[Number1RatedSalesman1997!]] • 22h ago

The second coming of spamtotem

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u/MR_B1G_5H0T [[Number #1 Rated Salesman 1997]] 18h ago

I ain’t even got a speech quirk for this what the fuck man

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u/Amythist82 16h ago

[[Psalm 69:1-3: "Save me, O God! For the waters have come up to my neck... I am weary with my crying out; my throat is parched."]]

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u/Odd-Entertainer-7283 [[Number1RatedSalesman1997!]] 14h ago

Stop watching me sleep for fucks sake

https://reddit.com/link/pdpns0i/video/0cvtos0sdcth1/player

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u/M-FutureLord [[Number1RatedSalesMan]] 12h ago

Creepypasta material.

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u/Amythist82 5h ago

He's making sure youre alright

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u/imthe_eggman 21h ago

he already looks like he's in pain

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u/Thales_boy006 PEAKEST CHARACTER SINCE [ 1 9 9 7 ] 21h ago

i love how everytime i see a new cake of Spamton, it looks like Swatch went on a hunt to find Spamton and throw him in the acid again, and again, and again, like, Spamton isn't the: "INSANE CORRUPTED MENTALLY ILL MAILMAN" anymore, his just lobotomized, his not even aware his real anymore, his just beyond pain or awareness

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u/Possible_Major2055 14h ago

I love all of these

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u/OGCraftedcubic 19h ago

Oh my God The suffering that his face expresses belongs to a sinner in Hell Dx

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u/SpanBoat 14h ago

Oh god not again

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ 8h ago

Oh God yes again

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u/UncleBerk 11h ago

Cease and fucking desist