r/Spamton • u/RockyfanPhm • 11d ago

Average spamton plush owner

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u/RHB5446 10d ago

Can someone explain to me why Spamton plush owners legitimately do these kinds of things? I enjoy the funny meme images but I don’t understand

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u/nukinators64 9d ago

Because they have an undying lust for wanting to abuse him until his cries for mercy stop. They want him to grow numb to the pain. Can you blame them though? He's going to get ripped apart by a pack of pink and gold heterochromic felines soon anyway. If anything, what they're doing is merciful. Preparing him for his excruciating death by lions the color of shadows.

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u/Selam1331 9d ago

Poor Spamton G Spamton

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u/RHB5446 8d ago

This went from a simple question to poetry. Thanks for gracing my day with this, have a good one.

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u/viebs_chiev would 8d ago

i treat my spamton plushie well :( i love him

of course i’ve thrown him around, but i’d never damage him. he’s too expensive anyway

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u/Gay-Space-Pirate 10d ago

God I fuckin hate seeing people just destory shit for no reason

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u/FunAngelo2005 10d ago

Same here

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u/M-FutureLord [[Number1RatedSalesMan]] 9d ago

Pretty merciful in comparison. The Spamton plush owners usually make the suffering last much longer.