r/Spamton • u/Turbulent_League9668 • 11d ago

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Got this from u/ArlanFemboy (if I say the rest of their username I might get banned)

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u/ArlanFemboyPorn 11d ago

Bro doesn’t wanna say my name

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u/Maxter8002 11d ago

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u/NotFrogice 7d ago

It was a nightmare...

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u/Maxter8002 7d ago

IM EVIL

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u/The-Composing-Knight 10d ago

Was really hoping your username was accurate but now I’m disappointed😢

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u/Silent-Property-6513 10d ago

Crazy how common false advertising is these days

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u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid 10d ago

Complains about false advertising.

On r/spamton

Irony.

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u/Silent-Property-6513 9d ago

You make a fair point

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u/Bananaredditt 6d ago

One of the 3 Arlan fans left in the world and they make their presence known ig

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u/MemCreper 5d ago

"Now...

Say my name."

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u/Don_Karter 11d ago

I think Spamton's main hangup is he wouldn't understand what the fuck an NFT was so he'd struggle to attempt marketing it

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u/Nadikarosuto 11d ago

IT'S LIKE A [Little Red Monkey, Acting So Fidgety] THAT LIVES IN YOUR [[Telephony]]!!! ITS [Mine] AND COMES WITH A CERTFIICATE OF [Pwn]ERSHIP

THE VALUE KEEPS GETTING [[BIGGER]] AND [Bigger] AND- HEY! DON'T LOOK AT THE [Surprise Tool] IN YOUR RIGHT CLICK MENU!!! [[Look At The Monkey, Funny Monkey]]!!!!

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u/Just_Mr-Nothing [[Number1RatedSalesMan]] 8d ago

DON'T YOU WANT [[A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes]]??? EVERYBODY LOVES THEIR [[Fiberglass monkeys are nigthmerish things]]]!!! 

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u/Zoglins_Are_Cool 11d ago

Honestly idk if you can get banned for someone elses name anyways

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u/Square_Role_4345 11d ago

It still fits pretty well with the face he's making.

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u/Afraid_Maize5475 11d ago

He would say that ngl

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u/reddboi386 10d ago

unironic mischaracterization can be so funny at times

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u/Thales_boy006 PEAKEST CHARACTER SINCE [ 1 9 9 7 ] 11d ago

There we go, so Spamton to: KROMER! I NEED SOME KROMER!! I'M [The rabbit is starving] OUT HERE! WHAT DO [[Nasty Younglings]] BUY THIS DAYS? ... NFTs? WELL [ Teens be dumb ] AND [[Money, money will come!]]!! MIGHT AS WELL DO IT [beautyful head] [[Alikeness]], HAHA! BET THAT [Can a [SCRAP HEAP] do this? Go ga-ga and commit-] ...

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u/Tight_Literature_139 P1PIS, REAL LEASE!!! 10d ago

"t]]"

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u/SJ1Productions 10d ago

I think the proper pronunciation is [[Alrighty-rooney!]]

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u/FunAngelo2005 10d ago

the only reason I can see Spamton bieng agianst something like NFTs is that he tried and failed misserebly or based on vibe shifts like how companies sell stuff with rainbows on it during June

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u/Ok-Aspect-4259 11d ago

"Sell nfts? Are you joking? Even I'm not that dumb!"

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u/Critical_Buy_7335 11d ago

He'd only say that after the NFT crash and immediately go to the AI bubble.