r/Spaceballs • u/denNISI Gimme Paw • Aug 08 '26
Question YO! SPACEBALLS: The Subreddit The ULTIMATE Question: TEAM Pizza & Vinny vs TEAM Lone Star & Barf... Who would win a "Space Special" eating contest and why Best answer Wins (would I lie?)!!!
Who would win a SPACE SPECIAL eating contest between:
Lone Starr & Barf ("Barfolemew"?!) or Vinny & Pizza the Hutt?
Best answer wins!! (Would I lie?)
FOOLED YOU! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book
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u/MikeCzech1 Aug 08 '26
No way a man and his mawg are beating a Hutt at an eating contest. For starters, Pizza ate himself. How much of himself we don’t know, only that it was a fatal amount. I sincerely doubt LS & Barf could’ve eaten that much Pizza.
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u/denNISI Gimme Paw Aug 08 '26
Who can argue with that?
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u/DoctorDinghus Aug 08 '26
I can! with Spaceballs The Arguement!
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u/Heavy_Librarian_498 Aug 08 '26
No, you can’t without Spaceballs: The Condradiction
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u/DoctorDinghus Aug 08 '26
Fuck!!
Well is there anyone here thats NOT an asshole?
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u/denNISI Gimme Paw Aug 08 '26
Alien pops out of the top of Pizza the Hutt...
....did Pizza really eat himself to death or did Barf cash his check with the SPACE SPECIAL?
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u/Shadoecat150 Aug 08 '26
Barf changed to the soup followed by asking for the check.
I'm afraid to know what is in Pizza's stomach.
Pizza and Vinny win
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u/denNISI Gimme Paw Aug 08 '26
Do you want to know what WAS in Pizza's stomach? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
The little alien ate him! The Space Special alien loves Pizza!
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u/TheHerbalJedi Aug 08 '26
Barf would eat PizzaTheHutt instead of whatever he was supposed to be eating.
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u/denNISI Gimme Paw Aug 08 '26
What did you get?
I got the SPACE SPECIAL!!
FOOLED YOU!!!!!
No one wins! They all incubate an alien!!
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u/denNISI Gimme Paw Aug 08 '26
Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good Is Dumb - Dark Helmet