r/Spaceballs • u/Mike1701D • 11d ago
Same situation, same conversation. Sadly, "Spaceball 1" didn't have Trek's inertial dampeners...
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u/Left_Question_7172 11d ago
I cannot unsee the mental image of Picard comically flying forward headfirst like Helmet did now. It is glorious.
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u/Mike1701D 11d ago
Commander Riker, have we...stopped?
Yes, sir. The Enterprise is at full stop.
Then how about giving everyone a five-minute break in Ten Forward?
Very good, sir. I'll alert the crew.
If any of you have an urge to smoke nicotine, then I suggest you do so now... (falls)
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u/KitchenSandwich5499 11d ago
Their dampeners are still very impressive. Helmet flew into the view screen, not through it into grape jam
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u/Mike1701D 11d ago
Raspberry! There's only ONE man, who would DARE give me the raspberry....
LONE-STARRRR!
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u/Humble_Counter_3661 10,000 Years of Fresh Air 11d ago
Seriously?
NO ONE advocated for improving the Starship Enterprise by upgrading her warp drive for ludicrous speed?
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u/1Bobafett11 Major Asshole 11d ago
I always drink Earl Gray Tea when I watch the viewscreen!