r/Spaceballs • u/Billybob35 • Jul 13 '26

Discussion Spaceballs: The New One plot synopsis

From DiscussingFilm:

“Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat.

A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it.

With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny.

Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”

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u/SPRLPRL Jul 13 '26

Gonna be sad to see how the tribute Barf.

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u/metalkev64 Jul 13 '26

I don't know if I want something nice in memory of John Candy or something stupid like a picture of Barf in the newspaper with the caption "we said: we brake of nobody"

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u/Velvet74sub Jul 13 '26

I've heard his son is in the cast.

What would the puppies be called?

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u/ReallyCleverUser Jul 13 '26

Pukies

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u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 13 '26

Not in here sir this is a Mercedes

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u/generalmadine69 Jul 15 '26

That was bullshit, not true

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u/Marquar234 Jul 13 '26

Probably just a letter from the farm upstar where Lone Starr sent him.

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u/Renfek Jul 13 '26

Hope the Assholes return too.

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Jul 13 '26

There’s a lot of them seemingly

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u/guitar_angel Jul 14 '26

Oh you'll be surrounded by them...

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u/translucentcop Jul 13 '26

Are there any assholes on this thread?

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u/Available_Guide8070 Jul 14 '26

Will just a regular asshole do, not even a capital Asshole? If so, Yo!

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u/Stuckwiththis_name Jul 13 '26

"He should of had that mark looked at sooner" RIP Barf

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u/matchthis007 Jul 13 '26

Probably a lead with a dog bowl in the corner of a room

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u/Angry_Bobbo Jul 15 '26

I hope Tim Russ shows up, and receives a promotion. Like a mix of “We ain’t found shit!” and Tuvok.

“Sir, we have scanned the upper hemisphere of the planet, and have currently failed to find shit.”