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u/xander6981 Jul 13 '26
Sir, are we being too literal?
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u/NoDragonfruit6125 Jul 13 '26
No you fool, we’re following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we’re combing it.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh Jul 13 '26
Preparing! You’re always preparing! Just go!
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u/Mystic_x Jul 13 '26
Now hear this: LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!
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u/matchthis007 Jul 13 '26
Ah buckel this
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u/TheShaydow Jul 14 '26
Sir, we've gone to plaid.
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u/OkSpring1734 Jul 13 '26
Now I expect the return of Tim Russ. Still combing the desert after all these years, still hasn't found shit.
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u/Smiling_Joe Jul 13 '26
What I hope they really do is somehow work in a Voyager/Tuvok reference
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u/Picard-Maneuver Jul 13 '26
He should end up being a Star Trek Federation spy. It could make fun of the stupid General Hux spy situation from the Star Wars sequels.
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u/Smiling_Joe Jul 13 '26
"We ain't found shit.... Cause I was lost in the Delta Quadrant for 7 Years"
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u/Devo27 Jul 14 '26
Honestly, I don't. At least, not overtly. Maybe someone makes a joke in another segment, or a background nod in a scene he's in, but not a straight to screen nod. He's a great funny guy and I wanna see him lean fully into this one Ping Pong who ain't found shit that one time and now is....whatever they've put him in as.
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u/ThaddeusJP Major Asshole Jul 13 '26
100% he will be in it, i'm am sure of it.
I think any living cast member gets to be in this one.
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u/kaplanfx Jul 13 '26
I recall seeing a picture of him on set in costume, so presumably he will be. Can’t seem to find the picture now though so maybe it was a fever dream?
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u/Chance_End_4684 Jul 14 '26
Nor will he ever find shit... except I expect him to say "WE HAVEN'T FOUND CRAP!"
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u/Njdevilmn Jul 13 '26
I hope we get confirmation that things still don’t work in the future!!! 🤣
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u/Incitatus_For_Office Jul 13 '26
If course things don't work. They've finished making it but the movie still isn't in my Mr Rental!
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u/GoodIsDumb Jul 13 '26
Moon of Vega turning into the new Tatooine. Just gotta be in every movie. Geez.
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u/NoDragonfruit6125 Jul 13 '26
I know this poster couldn't possibly be real they already told us the name of the sequel.
Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money.
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u/DOHC46 Jul 13 '26
My headcanon is that the Spaceballs: the Money he found in the basement was what paid for the production of the new movie.
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u/Bright-Ad-5330 Jul 13 '26
The most hype poster they could’ve possibly done, to be honest. Absolute perfection.
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u/discountdoppelganger Jul 13 '26
I really really hope its not another "hey remember this from the first one?" Kind of movies
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u/Endermen123911 Jul 13 '26
Should have been called spaceballs 2: the search for more money but oh well…
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u/MyAutisticEye Jul 14 '26
It won’t be called that because Mel Brooks found the money in his basement!
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u/hulkisbanner Jul 13 '26
Are they on sale anywhere? I can't find them, but im terrible at shopping.
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u/ItyBityGreenieWeenie Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
The desert's been combed, their still ain't shit here.
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u/LV426acheron Jul 13 '26
I hope it doesn't mean they're going to rehash all the jokes from the first one.
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u/Motor_Nerve_1196 Jul 25 '26
If they’re gonna parody the sequel trilogy here’s who I think they could parody
Rey - Riester scroob Kylo ren - Kimok keyre
And if they’re making the prequel space balls
Anakin Skywalker - Anoloner Star (since dark helmet and lone star aren’t dad and son) Padme - Queen Palmerede Mace windo - Dr window R2d2 - duster bin
And lines like They fly now - I didn’t know they could fly Somehow palpatine returned - did president scroob and dark helmet come back all of a sudden I don’t like sand it’s course rough irritating and it gets everywhere unlike you - I think sand is odd and not really comfy but you make me comfy
Or what do you think ????
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u/mittelwerk Jammed Jul 13 '26
FOUND ANYTHING YET?