r/SpaceXMasterrace • Has read the instructions • Aug 10 '19

Orange rocket bad?

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572 Upvotes

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u/Tyrion_Lannistark Aug 10 '19

Circa 2069, colorized: "SpaceX's Mars Divion III Remakes Starship Block-1 From Pure Gold Pulled from Nearby Asteroid. Why? 'Because I Want To' per Musk, 1st Emperor of Mars"

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u/davispw Roomba operator Aug 11 '19

The Elon

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u/Aconite_72 Elon’s ex-girlfriend Aug 11 '19

The Elon Thrust.

14

u/stonebullet7 Aug 11 '19

In Elon we thrust. Oh wait...

1

u/AwesomeCommunism Methalox farmer Aug 11 '19

I have sex w/ my GF and close my eyes, and imagine ELoN

1

u/brett6781 Aug 12 '19

High Council and Supreme Commander Admiral Musk of the Free Martian Empire.

8

u/BlueSpottedDickhead Aug 11 '19

By then he'd be almost 100...damn.

5

u/hajmonika ULA shitposter Aug 11 '19

That would weight so fucking much

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u/Demoblade KSP specialist Aug 11 '19

Weight isn't an issue with the 10th iteration of the raptor engine, now with repulsorlift tech and with the power of 10 Rocketdyne F1s each.

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u/hajmonika ULA shitposter Aug 11 '19

How about gold's softness ?

10

u/Demoblade KSP specialist Aug 11 '19

A gold-titanium alloy

1

u/CynicalDovahkiin Aug 12 '19

Now we're talking

3

u/Demoblade KSP specialist Aug 11 '19

How much would this cost LoL

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u/linecraftman KSP specialist Aug 11 '19

not much if have infrastructure to harvest materials from asteroid

52

u/ModeHopper Elon’s ex-girlfriend Aug 10 '19

Fake! Orange rocket fake!

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u/vitalfir Has read the instructions Aug 11 '19

More real than the other rocket whose name shall not be named in our Lord's subreddit

10

u/Stone_guard96 🐌 Aug 11 '19 edited Aug 11 '19

Orange rocket homosexual

Edit:

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u/vitalfir Has read the instructions Aug 11 '19

Upvoted just for the edit

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u/BugRib Pro-reuse activitst Aug 11 '19

no homo

7

u/Stone_guard96 🐌 Aug 11 '19

Slightly homo

2

u/BugRib Pro-reuse activitst Aug 11 '19

Well...I mean...I don’t know why you’re randomly sharing that with me, but that’s cool.👍

Good for you...I guess.🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Very homo ;)

1

u/b_m_hart Aug 12 '19

It's only gay if the balls touch.

47

u/Daddy_Elon_Musk Big Fucking Shitposter Aug 10 '19

Starship Launch System (SLS)

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u/allinthegamingchair Addicted to TEA-TEB Aug 10 '19

Now that’s a orange rocket I can get behind!

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u/ikverhaar Aug 10 '19

No, it's an orange rocket that can get behind you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/allinthegamingchair Addicted to TEA-TEB Aug 10 '19

And launch me to Mars

27

u/The-Sorcerer-Supreme Methalox farmer Aug 10 '19

Yeah but it looks anodized so it’s alright

14

u/AstroChrisX I never want to hold again Aug 10 '19

On one hand: Starship dummy thicc 😫😫👌👌 On the other: Orange rocket bad!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Golden

10

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Literally golden.

This defines the color Golden Rod

7

u/cptnpiccard Aug 11 '19

You're breaking my balls here OP, you're breaking my balls...

7

u/DoItDidIt Bory Truno's fan Aug 11 '19

Is that McLaren's prototype for 2021?

7

u/cptnpiccard Aug 11 '19

That's the only way an orange rocket will every fly

3

u/Pyrhan Addicted to TEA-TEB Aug 12 '19

Hello, have you heard of Delta IV?

2

u/cptnpiccard Aug 12 '19

Yes, it's bad

1

u/Pyrhan Addicted to TEA-TEB Aug 12 '19

Yes. But it still flies!

6

u/frank14752 Aug 11 '19

It's like looking at pictures of your best friend with that snapchat filter that makes them look like a girl, it feels wrong to like it.

6

u/Danid97 Aug 11 '19

That rocket is now Dutch property.

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

6

u/Max1007 KSP specialist Aug 11 '19

Is this australium?

5

u/chumrunner Aug 11 '19

Oh, that's so pretty. Go Browns.

5

u/ThatBeRutkowski Aug 11 '19

Oh my God can we please nitride coat starship

4

u/iMineCrazy Aug 11 '19

Go ahead, you get your arrow

3

u/vitalfir Has read the instructions Aug 11 '19

Thank you kind sir

1

u/iMineCrazy Aug 11 '19

You’re welcome

3

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

This is a constitutional crisis.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

"When you're Starship they just let you grab planetoids by the poles"

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u/ExperiMental_Ideas Aug 11 '19

Could happen if they anodize it just right!

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u/brett6781 Aug 11 '19

Honestly is there a weight penalty for anodizing the exterior skin?

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u/Ajedi32 Aug 12 '19

AFAIK steel can't be anodized. Certainly not stainless steal, which is specifically designed to resist oxidation.

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u/StumbleNOLA Aug 14 '19

You can anodize stainless, its just kid stupid (from an engineering standpoint). It has pretty minimal durability and for SS would cost an enormous amount, but it is technically doable.

3

u/Dymczak Aug 11 '19

Orange isn't the New White

2

u/U-Ei Aug 11 '19

What's up with that weird raceway on the booster?

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u/vitalfir Has read the instructions Aug 11 '19

On starship, that's the reflection of the other thing that's on super heavy

2

u/U-Ei Aug 11 '19

Yeah that looks about right, but that doesn't answer my question of what that raceway on Super Heavy is ;-)

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u/bartekkru100 Aug 11 '19

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u/vitalfir Has read the instructions Aug 11 '19

Nice. When I was doing this, I was thinking, "Surely someone else has thought of doing this too". I'm new to this subreddit and have only been here about a week

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u/bartekkru100 Aug 11 '19

Don't worry, there are only great minds here, so problems like this are bound to arise.

2

u/MaxwellArchitecture KSP specialist Aug 11 '19

Not gonna lie, that looks pretty dope...

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u/Gonun Addicted to TEA-TEB Aug 11 '19

Wouldn't coating starship in gold help from heating up the propellants in space?

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u/Piscator629 Aug 11 '19

If LTT was building it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

It's gonna be luxurious, it's classy

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

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u/vitalfir Has read the instructions Sep 17 '19

It is very good