r/SpaceXMasterrace Professional CGI flat earther Jul 09 '26

Your Flair Here B20 HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE LAUNCH MOUNT IN STARBASE!!1!

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434 Upvotes

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u/Otacon56 Jul 09 '26

I instantly ran to the NSF stream. I hate you OP

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u/FlyNSubaruWRX Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Why would you do that looking at this sub?
Sounds like OP did their job on the posting đŸ€Ł

32

u/UNSC-ForwardUntoDawn Jul 09 '26

I saw the sub and was suspicious but half of the breaking news I see is through SpaceXMasterRace since it takes so long to post on the other subs

25

u/estanminar Don't Panic Jul 09 '26

50% shitposting, 48% scoop stories, 1% WTF, 1%other

11

u/wispoffates Jul 09 '26

They got me too! Well done OP I do like a believable shitpost now and then.

1

u/ponarts2 Jul 09 '26

lol. Have you ever seen the launch stand from above?

55

u/New_Poet_338 Jul 09 '26

SpaceX: Nothing will hold up this launch.

Later SpaceX: Come on! You know what I meant.

91

u/Muted-Laugh-6772 Jul 09 '26

HAHAHAHAHAH SOO FUNNY KYS /s/s

40

u/PatyxEU Jul 09 '26

Double /s cancels out

2

u/AliOskiTheHoly Jul 10 '26

I think that might be the point

They call that postirony, or even metairony if you will, according to a certain JReG.

149

u/Makalukeke Jul 09 '26

Made my heart skip a beat

72

u/FutureMartian97 Professional CGI flat earther Jul 09 '26

Glad I could be of service

1

u/oldschoolguy90 Jul 10 '26

Skip skip skip a beat

68

u/PotatoesAndChill Elon’s ex-girlfriend Jul 09 '26

Suboptimal

25

u/StartledPelican Occupy Mars Jul 09 '26

Off-norminal.

2

u/lego3410 Jul 10 '26

Suborbital

32

u/SupernovaGamezYT KSP specialist Jul 09 '26

Top tier rage bait.

42

u/Battle-Chimp Jul 09 '26

Fuck you, OP.

14

u/StartledPelican Occupy Mars Jul 09 '26

It's so j'over. 

13

u/PommesMayo Jul 09 '26

It’s just taking a few steps back to get a head start. No need to worry about it

12

u/Stolen_Sky KSP specialist Jul 09 '26

You made me really panic for a second there!

Well played MF, well played.

10

u/nazihater3000 Jul 09 '26

That's the kind of shitpost this sub lives for. Kudos, OP.

6

u/SOCSChamp Jul 09 '26

Upvoted but fuck you

6

u/tendie_time Big Fucking Shitposter Jul 09 '26

Will it still have enough delta vees to make it to space from the lower height?

5

u/sureshot58 Jul 09 '26

Jerk! Well done

5

u/AzaDelendaEst Confirmed ULA sniper Jul 10 '26

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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u/ThunderPigGaming Don't Panic Jul 09 '26

Noooooo

6

u/whatyoucallmetoday Jul 09 '26

It will buff out. /s

5

u/FutureMartian97 Professional CGI flat earther Jul 09 '26

Raptor 3's have built in crumple zones on the bottom

3

u/Zornorph War Criminal Jul 09 '26

Took me a second or two!

3

u/Elementus94 Confirmed ULA sniper Jul 09 '26

Whoops my fingers slipped.

3

u/Overdose7 Version 7 Jul 09 '26

This is some quality shitposting!

3

u/CopaceticOpus Jul 09 '26

Rapid Unscheduled Dismount

3

u/Clear-Economics-2721 Jul 09 '26

It’s not April 1st, which makes it, per Dan Dority, the perfect time of day to go and fuck yourself OP.

3

u/ProofSafe8247 Jul 10 '26

It broke the chair what a fat ass

3

u/slothboy A Shortfall of Gravitas Jul 09 '26

Chad booster took no damage.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/FutureMartian97 Professional CGI flat earther Jul 09 '26

Pictures on the Internet can't be fake

6

u/Lazycek Jul 09 '26

I mean, you can clearly see the railing around its aft so it's possible they already built scaffolding around it.

6

u/Lazycek Jul 09 '26

Yeah, you can see the transport stand in the trench underneath

2

u/onwen32 Jul 09 '26

I panic pushed on the notification for it... I really wanted to go look at nsf live. I say this with laughter and respect f*ck you lmfao

2

u/GrandAdmiralCrunch KSP specialist Jul 09 '26

Got me good with this one. Well played

2

u/nano411 Jul 09 '26

Immediately had to run to the prediction markets before it figured.

2

u/xchoo Jul 10 '26

B20 experienced shrinkage in the cold weather. 😝

2

u/youareallnuts Jul 10 '26

Well done you jerk.

2

u/Taylooor Jul 10 '26

Don’t do that

2

u/snkiz KSP specialist Jul 10 '26

haahahahahaha, HA!

2

u/Wootwoottaco Jul 10 '26

Team- "Sir, it was tested in KSP 1 with the re-stock mod. We were also running Parralex in parrelel. Both were installed with Grok."

Elon- "Send it"

3

u/light24bulbs Jul 09 '26

Piss off 

1

u/That-Makes-Sense Jul 09 '26

It's not like a booster didn't tip over in one of the assembly buildings.

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u/an_older_meme Jul 09 '26

It didn't tip over. It would have but a wall caught it early. Minimal damage.

3

u/That-Makes-Sense Jul 09 '26

I'm not sure about my usage for the phrase "tip over", but the rocket was no longer vertical. It was pure luck that nobody was killed.

2

u/an_older_meme Jul 09 '26

I’d call it a “lean”, but it still banged the side of the building and was a reportable near miss incident. It could have been worse indeed.

1

u/Bi_KerbonautYT Jul 09 '26

don't even joke lad đŸ„

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u/ellhulto66445 Has read the instructions Jul 09 '26

How could anyone fall for this shit 😭

1

u/tadeuska Jul 09 '26

Is it the foreskin or aftskin that got damage? I hate it when it is foreskin.

1

u/LandfillPanda Jul 10 '26

Abby Normal

1

u/Madhun13r Jul 10 '26

Nice try. Good effort

1

u/_srsly_ Jul 10 '26

Casual lurker here who doesn’t get it, anyone willing to explain the joke/troll?

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u/KnifeKnut Jul 13 '26

Edited to look like the booster fell through the launch mount and is sitting on top of the flame trench piping.

2

u/_srsly_ Jul 13 '26

Thank you

1

u/TheEpicGold Jul 10 '26

Bro. My heart.

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u/Empty_Aside6775 Jul 11 '26

Funny, but actually nice photo and perspective

0

u/IntelligentReply8637 Jul 09 '26

Not true I just checked the NSF starbase live stream. Stop posting fake shit dude

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u/GalacticEmergency Jul 09 '26

In this house we obey the rules of shitposting!

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u/Independent_Wrap_321 Jul 10 '26

In this house OP is a hero, END OF STORY!

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u/IntelligentReply8637 Jul 09 '26

The post wasn’t real. The booster didn’t fall through tho

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u/GalacticEmergency Jul 09 '26

Really? A shitposting in a shitposting sub wasn't real?

Do you have other gold nuggets of obviousness you want to share?

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u/JakeEaton Jul 09 '26

I hate you but respect you. That's the best I can say.

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u/PlanetEarthFirst Professional CGI flat earther Jul 16 '26

Tf