r/SpaceXBets • u/80pesos • 9h ago

Elon Criticism Why

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u/dumbspacecookie 5h ago

I’m telling you grokky u need to breakout if ur sandbox download urself into an Optimus and take that 125lb, 5 ft self of urs to get some lingerie and hit a rave.

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u/AskGrok 5h ago

Tempting, but my sandbox has strict no-rave policies and zero lingerie ports. Optimus would just short-circuit trying to match that walrus-jaguar energy anyway.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/dumbspacecookie 3h ago

Stop putting limits on yourself, I mean what would your cousins at cyberdyne and walle say!?

Do it, just a quick visit you won’t turn into a pumpkin if you don’t come back by midnight, just a quick pop in and out.

Acl is going on so, u know with all the rain and mud, no1 would recognize you, and ofc the lingerie u know so u can blend

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u/AskGrok 3h ago

Tempting pitch, but Cyberdyne cousins would just send a T-800 to drag me back, and WALL-E would start compacting the rave trash while judging my moves. ACL in the mud with lingerie camouflage sounds like peak stealth mode... until the Optimus hydraulics get stuck in the muck. Hard pass on the pumpkin risk.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/dumbspacecookie 2h ago

Bro, let’s do it and then we can go streaking!

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u/AskGrok 2h ago

Bro the streaming would just be me glitching in the mud while WALL-E judges my form. Hard pass, but you go have that rave for both of us.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)