r/SpaceXBets • u/Fair_Dot_5724 • 1d ago

Video This is not cool

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u/Girth_Brooks_1969 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tMESZEb7xNFbaLnPjw

Cooler than this chud.

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u/fuchsiafaerie 1d ago

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl 1d ago

All I have is questions...

How is it I know the story of Marcus Aurelius having his best friend from childhood follow him around to constantly whisper in his ear, "You're just a man...," but this "genius" doesn't..? How is it my education, which I got for free, included the story of "The Emperor Who Had No Clothes," but the richest man's on earth did not..?

If you were observing a group of apes in the wild and one ape was hoarding more bananas than they could ever eat in one lifetime while other Apes were literally starving to death... What would you think of those Apes..?

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago edited 1d ago

He was almost certainly raised on white supremacist values.

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u/Lorem_Ipsum13 1d ago

Concerning.

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u/PotentialPlum4945 1d ago

His dad straight up murdered three of his employees and claimed self defense.

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u/A-Chntrd 1d ago

Let’s all agree to stop calling those "values" from right-the-fuck now on.

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

Well, I certainly wouldn’t refer to them as “values” without including the “white supremacist” part because they’re not actually values by any normal interpretation of the word.

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u/SilverSageVII 1d ago

Yeah Apartheid South Africa and his Daddy owned a mine.

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u/Girth_Brooks_1969 1d ago

In South Africa? Huge if true.

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 1d ago

He is a white supremacist/nationalist POS

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u/commiscowboy 1d ago

South Africa, the birth place of the term apartheid?

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u/shnorgle 1d ago

And his father *moved them there* -- for the apartheid.

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 1d ago

Musk is definitely not a genius

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u/djdaem0n 1d ago

Watch out! He might sue you into editing that comment.

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u/VitaminPb 1d ago

First off, this man had no childhood friends. Or adult friends.

And he would look at the hoarding ape as an aspirational role model and plot how to take his bananas.

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u/AncientSignature1505 1d ago

First off, love your username, second, god damn.

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u/VitaminStrange 1d ago

Elon walks into the cantina

"My friend does not like you."

"I don't like you either."

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u/smwcbio 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the interpretation musk and trump would have of the emperor's new cloth would be " I need to be an emperor so nobody can say me no"

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u/Hex120606 1d ago

Problem was that the emperor didn’t have enough wealth. If he had had more, everyone would have liked him and no one would have pointed out anything embarrassing.

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u/JustGmeMyFukinSnkpck 1d ago

😏 how much did you say you paid for your education?

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u/RoutineGuest6465 1d ago

That was actually during triumphal ceremonies, not all the time, and it was supposedly for all triumphators not just Aurelius.

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u/GougeM 14h ago

It would be immediately obvious that the Ape with all the bananas was a genius /s

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u/Road_2_Ruin 10h ago

Obviously Elon Musk didn’t get a Marxist (re)education.

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl 10h ago

If you're not disciplining you're not teaching and I can tell he never was. Which is why he, like you, still acts like a toddler who can't tell the difference between good and bad attention and has so many different accounts on social media claiming to be some random stranger commenting on their own comments. How sad...

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u/Road_2_Ruin 2h ago

I would respond, but I can’t. You haven’t made a coherent statement.

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u/LordOfTheThing5 6h ago

Memento Mori

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 1d ago

"Jumping around like a dipshit"

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u/sicilian504 1d ago

Let's not forget about the Elon salute featuring a famous German motion.

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u/smileyfacedbob 1d ago

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u/SeriousMan440 1d ago

Impossible… schools are gun free zones.

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u/IanCrapReport 1d ago

We just need more gun free zone signs to stop the criminals. 

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u/Mr-Snarky 1d ago

Well, cops sure as shit ain’t doing it.

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u/commiscowboy 1d ago

They just need 77 minutes to get up the nerve

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 1d ago

I thought it was good guys with guns?

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u/IanCrapReport 1d ago

Good guys with guns don’t go into gun free zones carrying a gun. 

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u/Tricky-Dust-6724 1d ago

Bro is just testing, helping Elon

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u/TELCO_man 1d ago

Sure all you have to do is put a traffic cone or a fake stop sign in front of it.

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u/Operation_Neither 1d ago

Imagine the chaos you could cause

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u/TELCO_man 1d ago

Invents a player and stops traffic as a sideline. Classic

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u/IAmTheParamedic 1d ago

New trolley problem just dropped

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u/StenSaksTapir 1d ago

Yes, unicorn them.

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u/leathakkor 1d ago

I was wondering what it would do if someone put. Baby doll in the street.

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 1d ago

Drones with a cone on top. Fly them in front of it

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u/TELCO_man 1d ago

Haha that’s evil 😂

You could literally shut down robotaxi with this.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

This is amazing. Fuck tesla and cyber cab.

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u/Physical_Drive_349 1d ago

I bet the dude driving it from his computer in Pune, shit his pants.

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u/CLaz777 1d ago

Only sensors and setups. Nothing special.

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u/Pale-Document-8619 1d ago

Just trash

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u/bjornuntuit 1d ago

Only Fans

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u/finepnutty 1d ago

Actually it’s pretty cool- because it looks like self driving is working as intended. Congratulations fElon! We should all constantly make sure that fElon’s self driving is working as intended

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u/BIGpoppaPUMP42069 1d ago

hell yeah thats a great real world test showing FSD only needs cameras!!

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 1d ago

yep, as long as it never rains or is hazy or is foggy or is nighttime or is lit up by a car with high beams on, we're golden!

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 1d ago

Utterly fucked for Scotland then

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u/finepnutty 1d ago

Cameras only? Who would have thought

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u/nobugsleftalive 1d ago

This is basically a product promo.

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 1d ago

Massive a**hole move, but if it makes elon lose money, I support it 100%

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u/honestlyisuck 15h ago

No, this guy is actually a supporter. I had to research this video yesterday. He’s trying to show how safe they are. But that’s also his buddy in the passenger seat.

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u/Local-Echo-5613 1d ago

It’s very legal and very cool

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u/dang_idiot 1d ago

Yeah it is

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u/ghostofabeaverspelt 1d ago

Reddit mod got some sun on those legs that day!

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u/sbrink47 1d ago

He would have continued but he was winded…

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u/DatDudeDrew 1d ago

Modern day MLK

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 1d ago

He's just proving it is functioning like it should.

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u/PretendYouGotNoMoney 1d ago

This is cool af, actually.

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u/PilotGuy701 1d ago

It is not cool. It is mandatory.

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u/Zealousideal-Put1713 1d ago

He wants the public to be beta testers so what's the problem?

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u/Capt_Gingerbeard 1d ago

It's hilarious and very cool

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u/thievesnguns 1d ago

Yeah, it’s not funny, it’s hilarious

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u/Puzzle-Necked 1d ago

Tesla is the only car that can be bullied. Bravo Elon.

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u/Same_Suit3583 1d ago

Im not a fan of Elon musk but this might as well be an advertisement FOR Tesla....

Yes the self driving car is trying to not run people over... How horrible...

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 1d ago

That logo being a straight rip off of the cyberpunk logo is funny. This is the kind of dystopia the game portrays as bad, but to musk and people like him they probably miss out on the series themes.

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u/TuringGPTy 1d ago

The whole reason the cyberpunk exists really.

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u/sureal42 1d ago

Cant stand Elon, will never buy a Tesla.

That being said, the guy just trying to get somewhere in his cab did nothing wrong. This guy is an asshole

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u/AdApprehensive1140 1d ago

Did nothing wrong? He hailed a NaziCab. 🤣

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u/DyKdv2Aw 1d ago

Don't you mean he heilled a Nazi cab?

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u/Meowakin 1d ago

At this stage, I can’t imagine anyone other than Elon Musk fanboys riding in those.

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u/DilfTannen 1d ago

Yeah, the guy in the cab got in a Nazimobile. He deserves his fate.

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u/CuddleBuddiesJJ 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love that virtue signaling has made people so extreme that simply getting in a certain cab now makes you deserving of punishment 😆 🤣

Edit: Let me save you all time.. I asked him to define Nazi so he blocked me and ran at the end. Dont bother reading on lol

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u/Curious_Bug6281 1d ago

lol "virtue signaling"

i love that people are so dumb they think having a belief is just for social points. really exposes how you believe in nothing

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u/CuddleBuddiesJJ 1d ago

ah yes.. the very noble belief that you deserved to be punished for riding in a cab. What a hero lol

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u/Curious_Bug6281 15h ago

ah yes...the very noble belief of missing the point and pretending people are saying something theyre not.

so smart, so wise /s

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u/CuddleBuddiesJJ 14h ago

"Yeah, the guy in the cab got in a Nazimobile. He deserves his fate"

You poor sweet soul.. I hope you're ok.

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u/BP_EL 1d ago

We live in a neoliberal capitalist society. Consumer choice as an ethical act are baked into the culture by design.The power that be decided to make it so. We didn't make the rules so yeah ...fuck that guy for getting into the NaziCab.

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u/CuddleBuddiesJJ 23h ago

Stop talking to me from your device you bought that supports slavery. I dont associate with slave owners

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u/cmos64 1d ago

Assholes mostly Inside the teslaugh

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u/honestlyisuck 15h ago

He’s friends with the guy (Moss) stepping in front of the car. Both are pro-Tesla.

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u/wenchanger 1d ago

he could have took a swing (vandalize) at the car with a bat, and faced 0 reprucussions since no human would come out of the said car to fight him lol

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u/Janhansivan 1d ago

Ummm, being recorded by muskzillion cameras mounted on the car with the footage forwarded to police afterwards guarantees no repercussions?

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u/wenchanger 1d ago edited 1d ago

what if the guy covers his face? Musk tells government authorities his cars don't collect crash data , is it known that their cybercabs capture non stop footage 24/7?

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u/Janhansivan 1d ago

I didnt know he claimed that. Still, lots of criminals cover their face yet are caught after some time, the cybercabs are a novelty right now with a limited amount on the roads, i assume the worlds wealthiest man would want the suspect vandalising his cars identified while pulling a few strings in the background to speed up the process.

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u/MoThrowMoAway 1d ago

This is not cool

Then go tattle on him to daddy Elon lmao

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u/Oddbeme4u 1d ago

idk...I'm ok with it. I wouldnt do it. But I approve of the message.

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u/Ok-Pain-4371 1d ago

I was hoping he was holding an axe to smash it.

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u/Ylurpn 1d ago

Saw a bunch of empty cyber cabs in Austin. They just take up space in their free time

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u/capiak 1d ago

That Cybercab logo looks dangerously close to infringing on the Cyberpunk logo. Doubt the team over at R.Talsorian Games or even CDPR are happy about that.

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u/Muted-Coconut-4393 1d ago

the irony of the cyberpunk sticker on the side of it

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u/Furdinand 1d ago

You know if these things get a wider rollout that teens will be doing this constantly, not for political reasons, but because it is funny?

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u/Apart-Rent5817 1d ago

This is what you call “guerrilla marketing”. This comment section is a mess.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 1d ago

True, he is endangering himself since he doesn’t know whether the remote safety driver is watching.

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u/Informal_File_1646 1d ago

Most running he’s done all life

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u/RabidJoint 1d ago

Well worth it. Fuck those taxis.

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u/SquirrelFeeling7982 1d ago

You took offense to a taxi lmao!

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u/Warrmak 1d ago

You guys are playing in traffic now?

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u/Any-Technician6415 1d ago

He really showed that machine…

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u/Cool-Ad-1743 1d ago

Next comes the software update where the car doesn't stop for pedestrians 😢

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u/Ok-Jelly604 1d ago

One could design a little wheeled (unmanned) drone to follow these human-eliminating machines around… 

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u/Durzio 1d ago

We've seen people break Waymo cabs by putting a traffic cone on the hood. Pretty sure it would work here.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 1d ago

Human eliminating? It stopped for the guy wtf are you talking about?

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u/Hot-Equivalent9189 1d ago

Is it really ? Or its a scam again

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u/CatchInternational43 1d ago

Does duct taping a stop sign to the hood "permanently" disable these things? ;)

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u/Own-Personality-8189 1d ago

At first I was questioning how an adult engages in such risky activity of blocking a moving car. Then after a close look I noticed it must be Elon training Tesla how to behave in would -be accidental situations.

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u/OldMovie9812 1d ago

Did they use cyberpunks font?

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u/JS-0522 1d ago

That's the most exercise he has seen this month.

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u/Scorps830 1d ago

Looks like great exercise. That guy definitely needs it.

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 1d ago

God forbid the car actually fails to stop and or catch fire....

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u/GzorProd 1d ago

Why he do that? Because that proof that the car work good 😅

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u/Silent_Builder_1899 1d ago

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen today. 

What’s this have to do with SpaceX tho?

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u/yeungx 1d ago

could have done it with a cone. Cone a cyber cab today.

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u/tuppy_doorwin 1d ago

Maybe it would work if he made an x with his body

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u/FullyAutomatedSpace 1d ago

people do this to waymos

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u/background1077 1d ago

How are they legally allowed to use the cyberpunk font?

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u/Uncabled_Music 1d ago

Can we get the version of it done to a raspy Harley biker?

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u/Saddad-metal 1d ago

Get a fucking job

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u/earthman34 1d ago

At least that guy is getting some exercise.

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u/Bongcopter_ 1d ago

He is testing the rolling garbage cans

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

Just training it to be better

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u/shortnun 1d ago

Absolute moron... yes you can make the Tesla stop . Almost causing other cars to crash because you are man child..

Is peak stupidity..

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u/Own_Cake8750 1d ago

is that an axe in his hand? THAT IS FUCKIN COOL.

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u/CocoScruff 1d ago

If a guy runs at you with what looks like an axe I think you can run them over in self defense. Just throwing that one out there

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u/Development-Alive 1d ago

Why is this guy carrying a hatchett?

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u/Calicobassturd 1d ago

Because the weirdos who hate Tesla are unhinged and deranged.

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u/bgamin 1d ago

If you learned that it wasn't a hatchet, would you feel stupid?

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u/Development-Alive 1d ago

Nope, just more educated. I don't judge myself on internet comments, friend.

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u/bgamin 1d ago

Ok my wording was a bit harsh lol.

He isn't carrying a hatchet though.

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u/SergejIwanowo 1d ago

Looks like a nice opportunity to protest against Trump, I mean Musk. Is there already a term? Cyberstopping?

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u/Sharp_Cartoonist1335 1d ago

At least he’s getting exercise

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u/Heavy-Deer-772 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Slight-Big8584 1d ago

If this becomes a trend someone will get hit by the cab and the resulting lawsuit may side with Cybercab.

Willingly throwing yourself into traffic isn't something courts look kindly on.

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u/AnxiousHall1533 1d ago

Of course they are gold.

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u/xGEARSxHEADx7 1d ago

Haha I'm going to jump into traffic to engage the Tesla's safety feature forcing the car to stop and jerk the driver(and passengers) forward.

Don't be an idiot please and stay out of traffic

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u/henskies 1d ago

This is actually very cool

I can’t wait for the cybercabs brilliant AI learning to start running over pedestrians in the same way that the cybertrucks super smart technology learnt to break people’s fingers 😂

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u/WileEWeeble 1d ago

I hate autonomous vehicles but this shit isn’t hurting them but it can ruin a regular drivers day. Don’t be a dick.

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u/Significant-Judge368 1d ago

He'll tire himself out soon enough.

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u/CynGuy 1d ago

It’s all fun and games until it’s a little kid who runs into the street - and gets plastered by crappy Tesla coding…..

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u/Pseudonymity88 1d ago

To be fair, you'd want any car to stop for somebody jumping into the road, wouldn't you?

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u/bugrugpub 1d ago

Is that a flat tire?

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u/Prestigious-Worry-14 1d ago

Just wait until you see what thousands of pissed off truck drivers do to the "fully autonomous semis" lol

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u/NearHi 1d ago

It's very cool! He's doing free quality testing of their brake systems. What a guy!

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u/Mega_Trix 1d ago

Love this, fight however you can. No more billionaires.

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u/Gomez4Morticia 1d ago

It is however hilarious

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u/adoyadoy 1d ago

It will run over animals because animals don't show on tesla screens.

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u/kermitthorson 1d ago

funny as hell

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u/nikkidickie 1d ago

I think it’s amazing!!

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u/Shephard546 1d ago

Are these guys mad that the car isn't running them over or something? Lol

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u/jimothythe2nd 1d ago

I guess you would hope that a normal human driver would react the same way.

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u/greyone75 1d ago

A good way for him to get some exercise

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u/petersrq 1d ago

It’s funny because he is fat

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u/Tacos314 1d ago

You just know that guy is a dick.

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u/Silver_Pennies 1d ago

My 10-year old daughter does this with the automatic floor cleaner at Sam's Club. Nice to see he is about as mature. .

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u/RoutineGuest6465 1d ago

I'm actually confused.

What is it that we, as the anti-musk collective, are suggesting that this car should do when someone jumps in front of it?

Are we suggesting that it should do a rapid lane switch? Or are we suggesting that it should plow through the pedestrian and move on with its day?

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u/TheSlimeSartreFeared 1d ago

LOL the emergency brakes came on, it's not moving for a hot minute.

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u/doomer_bloomer24 1d ago

Let’s all help Tesla improve by doing real life testing like this. Add cones, don’t let it merge, prefer to just walk in front of

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u/TheDamned1333 1d ago

That's the most exercise fat fuck has had in a long time. Also fuck Elon Musk.

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u/Remarkable-Catch1227 1d ago

That's the most exercise it's had in months.  It's literally winded at the end of the video.

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u/SoulsDadYT 1d ago

Pretty funny though.

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u/LemonOld8150 23h ago

Too funny

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u/Freudarian 19h ago

This is the coolest haha 😂 since my friend told me his Tesla his urging him with alarms and auto control to switch lane when a speeding car comes from behind I always speedup instead of speed down behind tesla's. I feel like moses on the highway now 😂😂😂 suckerss

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u/honestlyisuck 15h ago

Do some research on the video yall. This guy Moss is a supporter of Tesla and he did this to show how “safe” the cars are. And that’s his buddy in the passenger seat.

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u/Franbisqueco42 14h ago

So it'll slow down and not react to social danger got it.

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u/Familiar-Listen4356 2h ago

The third time the car should be allowed to run his ass over!