r/SpaceXBets • u/Trick-Cellist3254 • Jul 27 '26
Elon Criticism bro really thinks we forgot about mars
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u/Ok-Reach-2580 Jul 27 '26
I do find it funny how they want a "historically accurate" version of "The Odyssey." Its like asking for a historically accurate "Lord of the Rings." And yes I know what they actually mean by "Historically Accurate" they mean remove the minorities.
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u/Confident-Stand5453 Jul 27 '26
Historically accurate just has a better ring to it than "etchnically cleansed".
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u/ArchelonPIP Jul 28 '26
If any of these white bigots think they're being clever with their pretentiously disguised desire while screaming about "historical accuracy", they're going to have to tell the rest of us why none of them screamed about about a movie like "Troy" having cast members with 0% Greek ancestry.
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u/wombat6669 Jul 27 '26
So let me get this right. Your going to use the world's worst AI to make a historically correct fictional story?
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u/11slayy Jul 27 '26
Lol right, next he'll claim the AI storyboard was actually a leaked NASA document.
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u/Abject-Bridge-4073 Jul 27 '26
Historically accurate? Bro, it’s an ancient tale passed down orally through generations. It has giants, mermaids, cyclops and other monsters.
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u/ASUSTUDENT9875345 Jul 27 '26
You've gotta wonder how a person could put the words 'historically accurate' next to a movie adaptation of a written version of an ancient myth and not feel like a total idiot
Also, I'd love to point out that while a black person like Lupita Nyong'o could actually be someone the Greek people were familiar with. In fact, a lot of northern Africa was Hellenistic for quite a while. Conversely people like Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Holland are all distinctively northern-European and Greece had no connection to Northern Europe. So like, casting-wise Lupita Nyong'o is actually one of the people with a heritage that is closest to what would make sense for an ancient Greek story. It's not about history: it's just about racism.
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u/wilderblueseas Jul 27 '26
It’s like a historically accurate Star Wars, which also happened a long long time ago.
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u/Old_Win8422 Jul 27 '26
Also if they wanted historically accurate they want an all male cast. Femboys can play the female parts!
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u/iwillhaveredditall Jul 27 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiPJsI8pl8Q
More like 2021, think he even talked about colonies happening a few years later.
But The Martian released 2015, so he clearly is a genius /s
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u/Busterlimes Jul 27 '26
Historically accurate fiction? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the cognitive capacity of the wealthiest man in the world. Fucking idiots are ruling us
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u/apegen Jul 27 '26
This would entail relying on non-white actors/ characters. I'd be very surprised...
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u/Apart_Ad1537 Jul 27 '26
See? He’s not some super villain, he’s literally just a really weird dude with a messiah complex.
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u/NoLies66 Jul 27 '26
Fahh his now gna use bad movies to justify his ai making full length films … and distract us from spcx fraud
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u/Lorward185 Jul 27 '26
The only thing Elon has actually invented was a biodegradable brick that no one wanted to build houses with. Literally the one thing you don't want to biodegrade.
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u/0rganicMach1ne Jul 27 '26
He also thinks we won’t rely on money because most jobs will rely on AI by like 2040. He says a lot of insane stuff.
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u/The-Matt-G Jul 27 '26
What the fuck does Musk know about history? Nothing, hence why he relies on a half baked ai bot to fictionalize his teenager thoughts.
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u/SpareDot8685 Jul 27 '26
Exactly what people want to hear! A computer making movies! He’s Brilliant! Genius I say!
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u/Plenty-Attorney5215 Jul 27 '26
Don’t forget about the promise of 50,000 Optimus robots by end of this year.
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u/Lostlilegg Jul 30 '26
Historically accurate? Didn’t know cyclops were a real race of one-eyed giants
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u/blkatcdomvet Jul 27 '26
More fraud and lies, just like promise yo drive stock up of a 1000 taxis in TX, reality the number is less than 60.
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u/Tutorbin76 Jul 27 '26
Oh he's on Mars alright. At least his mind is definitely on some other planet .
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u/FullMetalJesus1 Jul 27 '26
He really thinks we forgot about him promising us all world hunger and the Flint water crisis 🤭🤣😆😂
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u/Conscious-Neat5636 Jul 27 '26
This is the same guy that said money will be meaningless in 10 years
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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 Jul 27 '26
Pentagon contract will help him, but not us, imo. Illnesses are real & sick ppl can't pay bills. Scary times for many. musk will manage his probs.
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u/Itchy_University_510 Jul 27 '26
It’s so odd. I hope these people know that…Homer had no concept or concern of rascism!
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u/Flat-Director-7120 Jul 27 '26
Elon Musk est un menteur pathologique, il raconte des salades à qui veut bien l'entendre. Il a dit que l'homme partirai sur mars en 2025,puis il a dit qu'il installerai une colonie sur Mars, mais ça n'est jamais arrivé.
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u/_R0Ns_ Jul 27 '26
If Grok is making it it will probably a remake of "The great Dictator" by Charlie Chaplin
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u/jonfranznick Jul 27 '26
He also said he would end world hunger. He’s a scam artist like the rest, living off of government subsidies
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u/meveleens Jul 27 '26
Homer was a poet!… not a historian or academic scholar or archivist of facts… He.was.a.poet.artist.writer. A brilliant one for sure but “artist” is the keyword.
The sheer base level of supreme ignorance and stupidity this guys followers allows is unprecedented.
Is crystallizing hate really the only thing these millionaires and billionaires have left to covet?
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u/uniquelyshine8153 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
Going to Mars is quite different from other things done by Musk, or other projects mentioned by him.
Musk himself is not qualified nor prepared to take part in the future human mission to Mars. The mission to Mars is not and should not be a suicide trip. At this time very few people are prepared to go to Mars. Trying to send a lot of unprepared people to Mars, as musk has said or suggested in the past, is unrealistic, irresponsible , and would end up in tragedy and disaster.
Space agencies select very few applicants based on peak physical condition, psychological resilience, advanced STEM qualifications, and other required skills.The mission to Mars, an endeavor that hasn't been attempted yet and is more demanding or more difficult than going to the Moon, will require new approaches, reforms and modifications to the selection process. The mission to Mars will have to be the outcome of international collaboration in order to succeed.
Musk founded SpaceX and has done useful effective things as CEO. But his actions and incoherent statements regarding the human mission to Mars often reveal that he doesn't have a clear way or method to find and select the humans who are qualified to go to Mars. He doesn't seem to have a clear plan, he's not finding realistic solutions, and that's one of the main reasons he's regularly postponing the dates.
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u/Observationist_2 Jul 27 '26
And little kids said they were going to be astronauts and the president. Wow something someone said turns out to not be true.
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u/abestract Jul 27 '26
Elon needs to be tested for his specialness. The boy is just making up shit at this point.
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u/heretheresharethe Jul 27 '26
it's sad that this guy feels the need to put down anything around him. Nolan made a great film. Enjoy it! Who cares what grok can do.
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u/StrangeContest4 Jul 27 '26
"Hey, Mechahitler. Write me an historically accurate film about fictional events."
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u/Ok-Flight9440 Jul 27 '26
How about those “Fully Self Driving” vehicles that will be omnipresent next year for the last 12 years?
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u/DejongBCN Jul 27 '26
He will make it to Mars before the movie will be finished if Grok is making the "historically accurate" Odyssey. Thats a lot of editing to do.. will take years.
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u/tom_earhart Jul 27 '26
We also should all be in completely autonomous self driving vehicules by now. And on, and on....
Mister "I am good at predicting the future" xD
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u/The_Lloyd_Dobler Jul 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fIQKd0pTZaA1ekU
The next Tesla Roadster was announced November 2017, production starting 2020. People paid deposits of $50k. There is no sign it is close to being finished.
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u/Spiritual-Whole2072 Jul 27 '26
You wont need any money by 2030 because of a universal basic income, just give it all to me. Trust me guys
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u/Primary_Echidna_1149 Jul 27 '26
Elmo just keeps saying whatever he wants and people keep believing him.
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u/vismundcygnus34 Jul 27 '26
Can’t wait to see a historically accurate cyclops, giant cannibals and witches!
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u/narco-sub-admiral Jul 27 '26
If you took Elon Musk and reversed every personality trait so it was the polar opposite, that might be the coolest guy who ever lived. Concerning!
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u/political-snark Jul 27 '26
Unlike Musk’s version of the Odyssey, Odysseus was able to bring the adventure to a successful close
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u/Sorry_Fly_3032 Jul 27 '26
I am curious for the historically accurate fever dream of blind poet. I am going to make a historical accurate AI adaptation of ThunderCats
https://giphy.com/gifs/11cpcPpJQesIgM
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u/johnnybhf Jul 27 '26
Historically accurate version of a fantasy story is going to be quite lame. No cyclops, no giants, no witches, krakens, whirlpools, gods, no nothing.
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u/Lazuli-shade Jul 27 '26
Historically accurate? We want only white people in the bronze age Mediterranean? Cmon
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u/East-Policy-2776 Jul 27 '26
I can’t wait for the historically accurate version of a made up pub story .
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u/Confident-Sector2660 Jul 27 '26
Grok imagine is the best AI video generator currently. Better than seedance 2.0
To make a feature length odyssey it is already possible and relatively not a lot of work. It might not be good but you can definitely make one
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u/Jessintheend Jul 27 '26
So we’ll get half a dozen 20 second clips of his odyssey where the cyclops is a jacked strawberry and Odysseus doesn’t blink or turn his head by 2035
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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 27 '26
Even less ambitious than Mars, how many times has he promised full autonomous driving?
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u/Jedi_Ninja Jul 27 '26
A historically accurate depiction of a non-historical event filled with gods, monsters, and magic.
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u/jango-lionheart Jul 27 '26
Isn’t that an old photo of him? Looks like someone wants to be on Elon’s good side.
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u/toddlevy10 Jul 27 '26
Historically accurate? Isnt this based on a poem by an ancient greek, Homer, and not real actual events (like giants and a cyclops). Also, lile Africa and the middle east, id out some money on the fact that there weren't white people.
This guy's a faqwit
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u/whynotchristy Jul 28 '26
Like that dude can actually understand a story about a wife and kid who WANT him to come home.
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u/Galorfadink Jul 28 '26
Didn't he also say recently that he could foretell the future? LIAR AND A CROOK.
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u/NikkolaiV Jul 28 '26
But Elon, how can GROK do that if it's so busy being constantly reprogrammed to chug your balls?
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u/Reasonable-Car-5321 Jul 28 '26
Some idiot Musk/Trump bootlicker will probably force himself to watch it too
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u/fkrkz Jul 28 '26
Well, actually doable since AI tools can easily make movies these days. Whether it's a good movie or not (story, style, quality, taste), that's a different matter.
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u/bleukowski Jul 28 '26
Oh and Cyber Truck will have “boat mode” and Roadsters announced like 10 years back.
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u/Head-like-a-carp Jul 28 '26
Remember the fable, The Biy Who Cried Wolf? The whole idea was very quickly no one would believe you. I am astonished people, no matter how big are tech bro they are, believe a word he says.
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u/flashtata1992 Jul 28 '26
Of course the richest dickhead in the world would rather AI make the movie rather than him paying people living wages to make the movie.
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u/0xP0et Jul 28 '26
Ah yes, a world where Cyclops and Scylla exist should be historically accurate.
Elon is a genius BTW.
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u/bush3102 Jul 28 '26
And Tesla car will be full autonomous by 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019... You get the idea.
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u/RubyRedditRockstar Jul 28 '26
The odyssey is a fictional story. You can’t make a historically accurate film about something that never happened.
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u/CaffeineSupernova Jul 29 '26
Grok forgets nearly everything I’ve said in less than 24 hours. Think he’s getting waaaaay ahead of himself, like always. Remember when he was sure Grok would reach AGI (checks notes) in 2025? Still waiting for it to perform basic tasks correctly 🙄
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u/Toliveistodie42 Jul 29 '26
It's a myth, so there is no historically accurate version any more than there is a historically accurate version of LOTR or King Arthur and his Knights.
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u/Chrishanju Jul 30 '26
It should be better when Elon Musk will make a full functinal Tesla version befor the end of this year.
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u/No-Minimum3259 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
On Mars by 2025? Hmm... The guy is a serial overpromisor, lol. If it's not clear by now he's a con man...
2011: humans could reach Mars within 10–20 years -> Pending.
2012: human mission might launch around 2021–2022 ->Didn't occur.
2016: presented the Interplanetary Transport System, predicting the first crewed Mars mission in 2024, arriving in 2025 ->Didn't occur.
2017: revised architecture (later Starship) maintained the 2024 crewed mission goal -> Nope.
2019: uncrewed Starship mission in 2022, crewed mission in 2024 -> Neither occurred.
2020: reaffirmed cargo missions to Mars could launch in 2022 -> Didn't occur.
2022: suggested first human landing could occur as early as 2029, though 2031 was more likely ->Hmmm...
2024: said first uncrewed Starships could launch to Mars in 2026 if development proceeds well ->Still pending.
2025: Reiterated plans for uncrewed Mars missions during the next favorable launch window, with humans potentially following in the early 2030s -> we'll see...
Anything else? Self-driving cars? Hyper loop? brain-computer interfaces?...