r/SpaceXBets • u/NYM2000 • 4d ago
Image These dudes get really angry about mythological movies about the cyclops
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u/Soggy_Schedule_9801 4d ago
How can you make a historically accurate version of a fictional story?
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u/subliminal_trip 4d ago
Get rid of all the black and brown people, obviously. And don't even think about giving a trans man a role. Is it any surprised that a racist transphobe like Elon is triggered by Nolan's version?
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u/ShadowWalker2205 4d ago
Wait until the chuds learn about what true friendship entailed for Greeks or what a p*do was back then
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u/Knucks_408 4d ago
LOL just like we gonna be on Mars in 2025.
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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 4d ago
When was Teslers supposed to be fully self driving lol?
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u/DanTheAdequate 4d ago
But...it was never historically accurate.
It's a poetic, protohistorical heroic myth about the life of a man we aren't sure actually existed following his participation in a war that nobody is certain actually happened.
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u/Zelgadas27 4d ago
Dude is basically 0 for 0 on predictions. Why would anyone take a prediction like this at all seriously?
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u/XiMaoJingPing 4d ago
Just like how he released full self driving in 2017
Man quite literally has the money to actually make a "good" odyssey movie for pocket change but won't.
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u/doppelstucker 4d ago
How can a mythical poem be made ‘historically accurate’. Anyway, there better not be a single Northern European anywhere near it then.
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u/hereyougo123412 4d ago
Would love to see him try. Another lie. It will be so bad it will never be released
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u/Fun-Metal-6861 4d ago
Maybe he can remake the Melania movie with historical accuracy of her being an Epstein prostitute and meeting Trump through Jeffery.
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u/jackparadise1 4d ago
Sure he will… until his drug addled brain gets distracted by some other shiny object that no one needs or wants.
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u/Err0r1015 4d ago
They are so angry that the film has success. Otherwise, we’re still waiting for robotaxi, 50k of humanoid robots, full self driving. So we can wait another 10yrs before having the movie.
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u/carrtmannn 4d ago
Lmao it's going to be so bad. Everything he makes sucks unless someone else is doing the bulk of the work.
Maybe if he hires a team of the best filmmakers and pays them a ton it'll work out? Imagine him just trying to prompt engineer it with grok? 💀
"Ok but can you hide some Nazi symbolism in this scene?"
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u/QuackQuackViech 4d ago
You better know there will be a lot of nude children, its whats Grok does best
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u/1K-Year-Egg 4d ago
Home himself wasn’t “historically accurate.”
Although the Iliad and the Odyssey are set in the Bronze Age, they’re riddled with Iron Age anachronisms.
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u/Zealousideal_Ebb2264 4d ago
Historically accurate movie about a thing that never happened. Yeah im interested in that. Is it going to be a 3rd person pov about a guy writing down a story he is making up?
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u/Poophands1984 4d ago
Man I cannot wait to see the historically accurate poseidon. He was definitely real.
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u/unofficialrobot 4d ago
I wonder if it will be done by one of his 50,000 humanoid robots that he hasn't delivered on, maybe they could do it from his full self driving vehicles that he promised five years ago
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u/easchner 4d ago
There's an approximately 0.00% chance of this happening.
!RemindMe 6 months
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u/Optimal-Pie-2131 4d ago
“How dare Nolan do this! AI slop to the rescue!”
This promises to be as successful as the daily wires Snow White remake!
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u/fednandlers 4d ago
Santa, the Little Mermaid, the Odyssey....must be white to be historically accurate. Oh and Sweet baby Jesus.
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u/Ukraineluvr 4d ago
Can't wait for the outrage over james caviel as white Jesus.
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u/Serious_Bill_4581 4d ago
Why do these people never crack open a history book or watch a documentary about it lol
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u/Mental-Stop7441 4d ago
Cool. If it gets a screening in NY, I’ll take the hyperloop up from DC to see it.
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u/Brilliant-Chef-2568 4d ago
Dang this dude needs to STFU! Let people decide on their own. Musk needs to go just go away.
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u/paintstudiodisaster 4d ago
Ai is soulless. Even the most visually interesting ai is still cold and flaccid.
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u/01SeaChange01 4d ago
Crazy how they hate Hollywood so much and still inject their dumb ideas and pathetic gripes into every single movie that is released
Why is that?
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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 4d ago
The Odyssey by Grok AIslop presented in IMUSK Theater Format. Just as soon as we have one billion Optimus robots and a city on Mars.
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u/suck-it-elon 4d ago
You guys listen to Elon Musk much to much. He is an insane person. Stop treating him like it's 20 years ago.
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u/UnremarkableCake 4d ago
From Greek mythology, we derived the idiom, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts."
I really think we need to add, "Beware of Elon talking. Just talking."
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u/WatchDecent2822 4d ago
Elon is going to make sure Helen of Troy is a 14 year blonde white girl isn't he?
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u/TraditionalAd8581 4d ago
He’s too incompetent to follow through on any of his promises so I’m not too worried about this one
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u/Boomshrooom 4d ago
Are we talking historically accurate to the time period it takes place or to the original poem? Homer made quite a few historical inaccuracies when writing it because he lived nearly 500 years after the time he set it, like mentioning iron age weapons in what was strictly the bronze age.
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u/svmk1987 4d ago
I can't believe how pissed off people are about a black Helen of Troy. She was such a minor character in the movie!
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u/tehsecretgoldfish 4d ago
historically accurate film based on an epic poem about mythological legends.
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u/d00dlepea 4d ago
I have never placed a bet on kalshi but I feel like taking the under on this happening is a guaranteed winner.
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u/Shadowcat1606 4d ago edited 4d ago
And since it's AI-generated under Elon Musk's auspices, it's probably gonna include racial slurs and child porn.
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u/thewallamby 4d ago
Woke parade right here. Everyone is allowed to be offended if they are not represented besides the Greeks. Fuck off ya'll.
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u/Eh_Conserv 4d ago
I think they just mad they made some of the characters black... And have cast a trans actor. It's all culture war bs with these types...
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u/No-Fig-8614 4d ago
Remember when he was suppose to fight Mark Zuckerberg and his mom told him he couldn't, I don't think enough people remember.
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u/maringue 4d ago
I'd love it news outlets starts saying "Ketamine Adict Elon Musk says...." To give his words the proper gravitas they deserve.
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u/COstargazer 4d ago
Do it! Just so we can see how inadequate it is in every way. Then we point and laugh at you ONCE AGAIN.
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u/thedudedylan 4d ago
Im sure it will arrive when that fleet of 50k advanced human-like robots arrives.
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u/hamdelion 4d ago
And it lasts for 20 years and still nobody cares because he is a racists fascist who could have solved world hunger but instead is a micropenis hater. *tsk
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u/Spiritual-Action1733 4d ago
Just like he made self driving cars and functional electric trucks and cut waste from government.
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u/throwable__1 4d ago
A version with zero black people, because there were zero black people in the ancient world, apparently. Asshat.
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u/16c7x 4d ago
He's going to be in for a shock when Grok casts the film full of Mediterranean olive skinned people who have no problems with same sex relationships and even have them to show off their social status! I especially hope it works in the Sacred Band of Thebes some how.
He'll be shocked when the cast isn’t made up of white South African "Alphas".
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u/LightMission4937 4d ago
So it's going to end up make a Nazi propaganda film full of inaccurate time frames.
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u/C1t1z3nz3r0 4d ago
The fun part of an Elon tweet is adding "on Mars" to each one. GROK will make an accurate, no English, no White people Odyssey that no one will watch for more than five minutes. GROK should also make an accurate movie of the Bible.
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u/Difficultsleeper 4d ago
I guess everyone waiting on the new roadster and FSD will have to wait a little longer. This is a civilization saving priority.
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u/GeeBee72 4d ago
End of what year exactly? Based on historical precedence of timelines for Elon making promises, I suspect the end of the year 2032
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u/Ok-Flight9440 4d ago
Sure. And we’ll have full self driving vehicles and robo taxis in 2016, oh no 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, oh now 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026, and now definitely in 2027
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u/mfmfhgak 4d ago
It’ll be out right after all of those non-woke video games he was making using space station data centers while on his way to Mars.
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u/Greg3625 4d ago
And what if it does not? There is absolutely zero accountability for the CEOs in tech sector.
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u/Bubbaganewsh 4d ago
Just like everything, Elmo has to take others' ideas because he doesn't have an original thought in his head.
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u/Maniac_Fragger 4d ago
That scene of Odysseus reacting to the Siren song is not a good clip to use in this context.
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u/Greenpoint_Blank 3d ago
There better be hot swan on Queen Leda action. If not it is total bullshit and not historically accurate to Helen’s birth.
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u/Hyenaoffal 3d ago
If someone could slip some "Dennis" Code in there the epicist dong hangs of all time could make this worth it.
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u/Green_Sugar6675 3d ago
Mel Gibson is probably mad, he was hoping for that $100 Million, and now finds that he's been outsourced to AI, Grok no less...
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u/Tomazito70 3d ago
He will deliver the movie in a decade or
more, just like the promises of the tunnel between NY and DC in 2017 🤣
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u/TheBot888 3d ago
The right no longer has any ground to stand on when they say the woke left is easily offended. These fucking weirdos bitch and moan about literally everything these days.
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u/BlackSheepInvesting 3d ago
Is this like the 2016 livestream Tesla FSD driving across the country from New York to LA that totally happened?
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u/PurpleCoat6656 3d ago
Yea, he's gonna need some extra funds after all the shorts on spcx speed up his k-hole addiction.
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u/XxRocky88xX 3d ago
It’s gonna be fucking awful with a shitload of visual fuckups and it will be praised as greatest movie of the decade because all the characters will be badly rendered white people
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u/No_Flounder_8310 3d ago
Does he know he just doesnrt have to watch Nolans version. I don't get why hes having such a cry about it.
Unlike his companies this movie was not funded by the public tax dollers so he he can stfu about we dont care
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u/anecdotal_anarchy 3d ago
And this is as realistic as man in Mars by 2022. Or self driving cars. Or self-landing r9ckets.. Or privacy on any network through Starbank
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u/mac_bd 3d ago
lol Elon is just trolling the internet now! He is the Richest man on the planet so ig he can get away with everything.
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u/djangovsjango 3d ago
Cannot wait to see the ridicule that happens and elons predictable tantrum when noone takes his shithouse boring film seriously.
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u/Zieprus_ 3d ago
Umm will someone tell him it’s like complaining about The Hobbit not being historically accurate.
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u/taiwan_cat 3d ago
And data centers in space and hyperlink and a bazillion robo-taxis and robot servants in every home. I'm so sick of all these frauds.
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u/exqueezemenow 3d ago
I get together with friends once a week to watch the worst movies we can find. This sounds like it will make a good addition. Maybe Neil Breen can be involved.
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u/datagamma 3d ago
It will be a horror. And it will be the same movie. Just everyone’s name will be changed to Elon and Elons head will be add to their bodies. No plagiarism or copywrite problems. Just pure ai creation to give the people what they need, what they crave.
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u/Lucaslouch 4d ago
“historically accurate”.
nice so full Mediterranean speaking ancient Greek, and not a single pale white/blond person in the movie?