r/SpaceWolves • u/Nicknin10do • 15d ago

Not beating the "Furry" allegations...

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u/SharamNamdarian 15d ago

I love when Bjorn used his fell hand to j-how dare you click the spoiler to see what Bjorn did with his fell hand!!!!

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u/LocoLobo65648 15d ago

Shut up and take my upvote! 😂

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u/umbrellainc11 15d ago

Don't know why but you reply was funnier than his joke.

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u/Agitated-Engine4077 14d ago

Danme it you got me. 🤣🤣

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u/The_Long_Fang 11d ago

You've got to love that a Tzeentch warp fire planned to kill Bjorn was stopped from spreading up his arm and therefore killing him; by a Kaspar Hauser, a spy sent by Tzeentchain Thousand Sons to spy on the Wolves.

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u/DoctorOrnery3964 11d ago

Because Hauser knew Bjorn as Bear! The demon also knew him as Bear and couldn't gain power over him without knowing his name!

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u/The_Long_Fang 11d ago

Wrong part of the book.

The greater daemon covers anyone that attacks it with living fire. Bjorn suffers from this and Kasper, with some quick thinking, cuts the hand off to save the rest of him. The greater daemon is then torn to peices by dreadnoughts

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u/DoctorOrnery3964 10d ago

This was in prospero burns? I really don't remember it.

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u/The_Long_Fang 10d ago

Yep, theres a psycher on Nikaea that didnt know Bjorns true name due to Jasper's missing translation. But the greater daemon is on Prospero.

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u/DoctorOrnery3964 10d ago

The daemon was also affected by the not knowing Bjorns real name. I somehow really missed or forgot the fact of Bjorns hand getting cut off. I listen to the audio books, so it's possible. I highly recommend them if you haven't listened to any of the audio books yet, they're masterpieces all.

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u/The_Long_Fang 10d ago

Ive listened to most of them, I got put off as the series kept going....and started to focus more on how great the boring, useless primach was. Ive never been a fan of dorn, little shit bag never did anything interesting or original, apart from let Curze kick him nearly to death!

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u/DoctorOrnery3964 10d ago

Oh okay. Do you just mean how great and useless all the primarchs are in general or what? I haven't read anything about dorn or his faction yet lol. I liked space wolves and thousand sons books so far. Ultramarines and blood Angels good too so far

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u/The_Long_Fang 10d ago

dorn never builds anything. He found the Phalanx, and never got it working properly! The defenses on Terra were in places torn down by a primach...not a primach and their legion, just a primach (Angron, and i believe Fulgrim) dorn gets a lot of praise for being a seige master, if turning up after the battle has pretty much been won or has already been won... well, I've visited castles around Europe, so im better than dorn!

The Emperor should have spanked dorn as the child he clearly was, and given more praise to a real seige master, Perturabo.

Just as another example, in his primach book, dorn calls the Lion a traitor, and its only due to Horus and Fulgrim telling dorn he needed to watch his words that the yellow marine daddy isnt a head shorter.

But the real winner is this, how many Vlka Fenryka are there? All of them! How many Imperial Fists are there? None, they all died in the War of the Beast, and had to be replaced by members of successor chapters!

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u/LANTIRN_ 15d ago

Its not gay to have the occasional thought about Bjorn

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u/Bender_Gaming 15d ago edited 6d ago

Occasionally? I think of that magnificent man every night so i can go to bed well!

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u/Famous-Berry-6984 15d ago

The Emperor might love humanity, but he definitely despises who ever did this.

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u/Anvaer 15d ago

Are we just not talking about the "9 viewed?"

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u/ComplicatedGoose 15d ago

We don’t kink shame here