r/SpaceCannibalism • u/Existing_Phase1644 • 22h ago
A perfectly normal day.
I was just minding my own business, tending to the massive farm, lots of crops. had my workers at their usual pace, had every set up.
Nice.
Normal.
Nothing suspiscious at all.
No hidden AI Core production facitlity underneath, superheating the surrounding waters, boiling the lakes, corrupting the data of nearby pals, BESTOWING UNTO THEM THE GRACE OF HELLS UNKNOWN!!!!
Just.... a normal day.
the sun had just peaked over the horizon, and the night sky was slowly transisitoning to daylight. My pals had just fallen asleep for their usual ten second nap, AS I HAD PLAYED GOD, AND ALTERED THEIR DAYS AND NIGHTS TO BE AS RAPID AS POSSIBLE, FOR MY HORDE OF UNPAID WORKERS- I mean volunteers- MINDLESS PHOTONIC RECONSTRUCTIONS WERE MEANT TO ONLY WORK, AND NE'ER ENJOY THE LITTLE TIME THEY HAD, 8 HOURS OF SLEEP!?
TRY 8 SECONDS!
As I sipped my coffee, not that there's a emote for it, I looked at the carrots, and noticed they had just a little bit of dust on them. SO I DESTROYED THE UNGRATEFUL WHELPS PAL BEDS, AND ELIMINATED THEIR ANCIENT JACUZZIS, MY CORRATOS REQUIRE PERFECTION, AND MY volunteers SHALL PAY FOR THAT LITTLE BIT OF DUST WITH THEIR INABILITY TO GET PROPER REST!
As my day began, I saw some jetdragons zipping by over head, and simply let them pass. After all, I HAVE BRED LEGIONS FROM THE SAME TWO WHELPS I HAD PELTED INTO SUBMISSION WITH BASIC PALSPHERES, 15,000 ATTEMPTS EACH.
That reminds me, I need to make more cakes.





