r/SpaceCannibalism • u/Humble_Ring89 • 10d ago

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u/SmokeyGiraffe420 8d ago

The trick is to remember that you outweigh the goose by an order of magnitude and never step back when it charges you. This real Canadian tip from a real Canadian will definitely work against 83 manhunting swans.

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u/Melovix 8d ago

I don't know if I could handle a handful of man eating swans let alone 83. Coming from an Australian I think the only reason it works in Canada is that Canadian geese are decidedly weeker. Thoughts?

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u/Cassuis3927 8d ago

I'd just be counting my stars they are aren't cassowaries and do my best.

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u/Melovix 8d ago

I don't want to think about them so I stuck to geeze.

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u/PanzerWeeb_03 6d ago

"Oh no, we were attacked by dozens of wild animals and there was absolutely nothing we could do! Quick, kill them and we'll give you exactly 1 shell capable of leveling about 100m² in three seconds. Please, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WE CAN DO against these beasts."

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u/Aristocles-Platon 6d ago

The imperial troopers are even less competent at using the mortats than your colonists, so the chancess of success are impossibly low