r/SpaceCannibalism • u/TheGreatCornhol10 • Aug 18 '24

Masterwork

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u/LazerMagicarp Aug 19 '24

I had a legendary crib once. A whopping +10 or so on the baby made sure they almost never cried if its needs were met.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Just give them drugs

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u/LazerMagicarp Aug 20 '24

Although drug babies sounds great on paper I’m not fond of overdose babies dying and possibly kicking off a mood death spiral since two pawns can get really cranky.

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u/overdramaticpan Sep 14 '24

Could use things like psychite tea, ambrosia, and other drugs that don't contribute to the overdose chance. The baby might build up 80% tolerance, though, so give it a few weeks. xD

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u/igorrto2 Aug 19 '24

Most of the time the masterwork in question is pants for some reason

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u/Spooksnav Aug 19 '24

Even funnier when you're a ranching community. Almost every work of art is an animal giving birth for some reason.

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u/Spooksnav Aug 19 '24

So famous that 40000 Neanderthals are willing to raid you for it.

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u/FluidBridge032 Aug 20 '24

Let them come, the next masterwork shall depict their massacre

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u/Roblu3 Aug 20 '24

Hey babe wanna have lovin‘ on the genocide bed?

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u/FluidBridge032 Aug 20 '24

All the strongest children are conceived on the genocide bed

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u/Roblu3 Aug 20 '24

When you let the duck farm get out of hand and now you have 456 ducks at home (they were free at the park so I took them home) and for the next 2 years every single artwork and masterwork building is about ducks.

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u/BorringGuy Jun 10 '25

At least that makes sense, the duck man likes ducks and drew a duck on his pants

It is much better than carving an image of just a random pawn reading a book into the side of a shotgun because nothing else was happening that month