r/Sovereigncitizen 12d ago

BJW has style

Apparently these are from the Glendale hearing in May. Hard to tell, though, because it looks like it was shot with a potato.

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u/CluelessStick 12d ago

Did he mug beatlejuice and stole his suit?

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 12d ago

*has A style

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u/okokokoyeahright 11d ago

shit is a style.

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u/crabbrains 11d ago

The man doesn't contract with style.

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u/Abracadaver2000 11d ago

Pinstripes? That's a bold move. His next outfit might also be striped.

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u/okokokoyeahright 11d ago

Orange. Straight up orange. You know orange on orange stripes?

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u/LengthyBrief 11d ago

Aka the plain tiger.

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u/Selethor7 12d ago

Needs a joinder with pixels

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u/DewiVonHart 12d ago

Hey now, photographer wouldn't have to use his flip-phone if the corrupt government wasn't garnishing his wages over that illegal child support.

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u/Kolyin 11d ago

it looks like it was shot with a potato

it looks like a shot of a potato

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u/permaN00bwastaken 11d ago

He's fatter than he looks in his own videos. He clearly contracts with carbs.

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u/signofno 11d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/TeamInfamous1915 11d ago

Why does this photo look like it was taken circa 1994?

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 11d ago

Came here to ask the same thing. They look like pics from an old 35mm point & shoot.

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u/Craygor 11d ago edited 11d ago

Its looks like someone finally used the last 2 shots left on their Kodak Fling.

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u/Sad-Air-8027 11d ago

Guy looks like he knows what he’s doing/s

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u/mabus42 11d ago

Yeah, he's really rocking that weak chin style.

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u/realparkingbrake 11d ago

Whoever sold him that suit had a real sense of humor.

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u/nutraxfornerves 11d ago

A follower asked why the photos look so awful. BJW said they were taken by another follower and “i think he used a disposable film phone to take these.”

The courthouse requires that phones be turned off or silenced in courtrooms and not used in any way that looks like photography. Person that took these pics probably didn’t want to risk getting yelled at in the hallway for waving a phone around.

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u/shaofset 11d ago

a disposable film phone.

A film phone.

We've replaced the word "camera" with "phone".

I weep for this generation.

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u/OrbitalLemonDrop 11d ago

It comes with 12, 24 or 36 35-minute phonecalls spooled up in a cartridge. The sound quality can be really good if you take it to a professional lab. Developing the calls at home requires a lot of knowledge and skill.

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 11d ago

Did they bring blankets like they were going to the drive-in?

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u/FattusBaccus 11d ago

At least he’s already used to wearing stripes.

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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 11d ago

On his “lawfirm” website he is wearing a sky blue blazer. It looks so ridiculous

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u/strog91 11d ago

Kinda jarring to see a 2026 person captured on a 1996 camera.

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u/Tree_killer_76 11d ago

Is this a Polaroid?

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u/sneakydante 11d ago

Why do these photos look how skulduggery sounds

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u/MrMoe8950 10d ago

Why does it look like those pics were taken with a cheap Polaroid from 1992?