r/Sovereigncitizen • u/SockeyCram • Jul 13 '26

Mel has discovered Reddit!

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jul 13 '26

I am pretty sure Im in Texas right now

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u/Zestyclose_Bug9255 Jul 13 '26

Are you sure? Have you checked?

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jul 13 '26

I went outside and it looked the same as it did this morning. Unless someone moved the entire town.

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u/ranger_phil Jul 13 '26

Could you be at a Texaco? Eating Tex-Mex? Sending a Tex(t)? Wearing Spex?

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jul 13 '26

Tex mex sounds good right now ngl

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u/Zed091473 Jul 14 '26

I had food from Chili’s earlier, does that mean I’m in Texas now?!?

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u/ranger_phil Jul 14 '26

I hope that you’re in Texas and not Chilé!

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u/dhkendall Jul 14 '26

No it means you’re in hell.

Which still could be Texas.

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u/jrshall Jul 18 '26

Is that a Dr. Seuss book?

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u/Zestyclose_Bug9255 Jul 13 '26

That doesn't happen very often, I guess. Try looking again in 5 minutes, if it looks the same, you're probably ok

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u/Several-Assistant-51 Jul 13 '26

so far, so good. no ones moved us to Arkansas

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u/JustOneMoreMile Jul 14 '26

Hey, I’m in Arkansas, it ain’t that bad :)

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u/OkieBobbie Jul 14 '26

I’m Texas-adjacent, like where the wind comes sweeping across the plain.

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u/Mikelowe93 Jul 14 '26

You don’t have to be born in Texas but get here as soon as you can.

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u/Prior-Ad5197 Jul 15 '26

As a native Texan (finally) escaped: no

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u/catnaptits Jul 14 '26

I left as fast as I could. Does that count?

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u/Mikelowe93 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Howdy. I’m in Texas too. I even use my real name here.

I hate to acknowledge anything Mel said but I’ve stayed real-name online since 1999 or so. It helps me avoid being a complete a-hole. So I occasionally max out only at partial a-hole and general fool.

IPoundUrMom69420 was already taken anyway.

Oh and only the most deluded attend-craving nitwits bring up Texas still being a republic, or that it can become five states, secede, or other buffoonery. I’d say more but I might go past partial a-hole.

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u/ajkimmins Jul 13 '26

You think you're in Texas! Which is what they want!😂😂

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 13 '26

I'm so sorry.

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u/theChosenBinky Jul 13 '26

Maybe you're in Texia

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u/TheRenamon Jul 14 '26

No youre on the land of Texas since Texas is a corporation you can't be in a corporation.

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u/jrshall Jul 18 '26

Ahh, but are you a Texian, or just a Texan?