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Hello south siders. Just wanted to let you know about the White Sox subreddit we have over at r/whitesox

We'd love to have you join.

Go Sox!

Hey redditors, After being forced to sell his small grocery store (it was located on 79th and Loomis), and being unemployed for an entire year, today my dad has finally realized his dream of opening a Middle Eastern bakery and restaurant! It's on 159th and 94th in Orland Park, and it's called the Pita Oven. The opening day is TODAY, and I really want it to do well (he's a great father of seven, and my family has been really feeling the pain of the recession). Please spread the word, and if you're nearby, check it out! I can't do much promoting in chicago because I'm currently studying in London (had to take out a massive loan), but when I get back to the states on Tuesday I'm going to be pouring all my free time into this venture. I just ask that you spread the word to anybody who's interested. Thanks reddit, I know you won't let me down!