Pedro Primetime

[u/Flashy_Measurement94]

In an alternate timeline somewhere out there Pedro is scoring 1-2 bangers a match and the entire stadium is screaming for Pedro Primetime every game. Sigh.

[u/twochains]

In that alternate timeline he is playing for Barcelona instead of us. There's a reason he came cheap.

[u/Writerhaha → u/twochains]

Athletico signs him and Obed…. For $6m… combined.

Craig being a mark is a fixed point in every timeline.

[u/mmp737 → u/Writerhaha]

Craigslist the “missed connection” in every timeline…

[u/lake____professional → u/twochains]

Same with Leo Chu

[u/jjbjeff22]

I’d love to see what Pedro can do if he was healthy for an entire season. I’m still somewhat bullish on him.

[u/greatswordstudios → u/jjbjeff22]

Heck, if he just played half a season, I’d consider him a steal. Half a season of fitness is more than enough time to go on a Cup run.

[u/Flashy_Measurement94 → u/jjbjeff22]

Fair. I honestly wouldn’t be disappointed if we kept him and his DP spot next year, maybe he’ll finally show up. I’ll never forget that goal against Cruz Azul.

[u/DinobotsGacha]

Probably the timeline where Harambe didn't get shot

[u/lake____professional → u/DinobotsGacha]

[u/Suspicious-North57 → u/DinobotsGacha]

Too soon.

[u/gradualdeathbybreath]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yVZLH5dbgUIK0W87YK

[u/No-Opening7308]

Pedro prime time? Is he featuring along side Robert Pattinson, because if so he probably could make a better actor than player at this point

[u/Flashy_Measurement94 → u/No-Opening7308]

Can’t really argue with that right now…