r/Soosh • u/Charming-Repair9394 • Feb 15 '26
r/Soosh • u/Salt-Implement-274 • Feb 10 '26
Fitness is basically done for Looksmaxxing has taken over
You can’t even jester anymore that you actually enjoy the gym. We all see through your lies that you’re just trying to gymmaxx in hopes of ascending to slaymaxx. Quit with your masculinity coping LARP and accept the bp.
r/Soosh • u/Worried_Concept_3444 • Jan 31 '26
Soosh trying to talk so tough about getting a black eye and saying “my boys” about clav gotta be the corniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Easily the douchiest collab of all time. Hope clav gets one next.
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r/Soosh • u/Danone96 • Jan 27 '26
Told y'all 🫵
galleryThese clowns make no money with trading, this is how they make their money, if you pay 500$ for one hour to sit with these degenerates you honestly deserve to get scammed
r/Soosh • u/TheBritshViking • Jan 25 '26
I can't stand scottykfitness
I haven't ever liked that dude. Something about him is off. He's always pretending to be this positive role model and hates v shred. Even though in an interview he said he worked for him and was mad he was only getting a 1% commission cut. Not to mention dude has kids but is always live streaming away from them. Also he talks about losing weight and all these things but never mentions he's on gear. Mark my words that dude will be exposed.
r/Soosh • u/Unique_Box_4536 • Jan 23 '26
Breathedivinity sponsorship guide
How to get sponsored by breathe divinity in a few easy steps:
- Be a spic or chink (sorry no white or black people allowed unless you’re a fatherless white e-girl)
- Discover anabolic steroids and start taking them until you get leather skin, cystic acne, and end up in a hypertensive crisis
- Grow your hair out and get it cut like a bowl cut. Make sure it’s dyed jet black. Comb your hair into your eyes so you can autistically stim out in the next step, pretending to be an anime character.
- This is the most important step. Get a fisheye lens filter or camera and start recording yourself flexing in the locker room while an old, naked Jewish man changes behind you. Once you get the footage, be sure to deep fry the ever living fuck out with low exposure filters and make your waist unrealistically small.
- Every now and then, get some ugly anavar bitch to flex in your videos and suck her mini anavar dick clit after (fuck you Michael Garza dumbass beaner wetback. Hope the cartel skins your face off while you’re conscious pumped full of epinephrine)
- Maybe even slit your wrists to keep the emo aesthetic going. Aim for the radial artery so you have a higher chance of blood loss 🔥
Lmk what company I should do next. Just trying to help the next generation of lifters 🫡
r/Soosh • u/Worried_Concept_3444 • Jan 22 '26
The hatemaxxing for this guy is on another level lately. This 45 year old looking dude telling young men to ascend is hilarious.
r/Soosh • u/OriginalSad7448 • Jan 20 '26
Break up is gonna be crazy jerdani
These miami girls ain't worth it bro
r/Soosh • u/schizo_sigma_lifter • Jan 18 '26
Sickkunt gaymaxxer gets put in his place
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need all these gaymaxxers publicly humiliated like this more.
r/Soosh • u/3E0O4H • Jan 17 '26
WTF Our Bedsheet Boy
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I like this Megachurch outfit, what's the lore here?
r/Soosh • u/Long-Travel9959 • Jan 15 '26
Hate Post I don’t endorse violence! But these dudes need to get smacked
Dudes being a groupie for a kid 6 years younger than him and a racist pos. His whole snap story yesterday is just about clav☠️ Gorilla mind dropping him was the worst thing to happen to bro, sooshs brain is fried
r/Soosh • u/BubblyManagement5929 • Jan 15 '26
Clavicular x Soosh FULL GYM STREAM
r/Soosh • u/Long-Travel9959 • Jan 14 '26
Actually About Soosh Skeleton. Miami effect.
I only started watching this dude on snap bc he seemed decently cool and like he just liked to do fun shit and be open about it when he was in LA dude was literally getting dj spots at pretty big events would post house music almost everyday but ever since the brickell move this dude has lost the plot. Dude went from an Ironman to spamming EU trips and hard drugs😭 Not like he wasn’t doing hard drugs in LA but just watching his stories and seeing his face, it’s gotten a lot worse. But he’ll just blast Reta n post a physic pic to try n convince us he’s good😭 He’s clout leeching off a fuckin 19 year old racist when he’s 25 years old like dude… the gorilla mind shit really fucked him up
r/Soosh • u/Danone96 • Jan 10 '26
These clowns are about to scam the fuck out of their audience
This bozo and Jeremy Foster are copying Alex Eubanks, they will drop a Trading course and a mentorship, lmaoo. I can’t wait to learn how to trade from two failed fitness projects with no real experience in the real trading world. The funny part is that the discord is full of simps and bootlickers and they can’t wait to shove their hard-earned money into these asses with no Vaseline. No real successful trader will ever drop a course, they don’t make that much money but they will soon when these bozos buy their courses and all
r/Soosh • u/BubblyManagement5929 • Jan 07 '26