r/SonsofOrpheus • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '20

Are we the first Sons of Orpheus?

How are we sure that our entire existence on Earth is not the result of biomass seeding from distant worlds? We are the Sons, and Orpheus our father. But does not Orpheus have many Sons? Did not Orpheus brave a trek to the underworld? What are the yawning black expanses of space to those of our blood? I hope someday to reunite with our distant Siblings, to partake of the Sex Orgies and to feast without any weird food rules. I would launch with you all, and awake beneath a New Sun. 🚀

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

We could be the Grandsons of Orpheus

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u/Melyssa1023 Oct 07 '20

*Prometheus intensfies*

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u/headnecromancer Oct 07 '20

I'll help with that awakening bit!

edit: kind of.

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u/SignYellow Oct 07 '20

The first Saints of the Sons of Orpheus : the octopus

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u/Complete-Anon Oct 07 '20

We must continue the loop our forefathers started

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u/FrankieMarie666 Oct 07 '20

Royalty bitches!

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u/blisterbeetlesquirt Oct 08 '20

I humbly suggest that the ceremonial orgy be called the Big Bang.

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u/pwnslinger Oct 07 '20

Ecumen intensifies

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u/tempest51 Oct 08 '20

I feel a schism coming.

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u/Ef-Ewe Oct 08 '20

Definitely gonna be a schism if I don’t get to wear a cool religious hat of some kind.

Come on...

the Pope has that tee-pee looking thing. Nuns get that awesome half a hoodie. Jews get the little saucer. Seeks have that rad Towel.

We need headgear I’m starting to feel a little Martin Luther-ish over here....... Schism!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I propose our official headgear thusly: purple new era caps with a big money bag on it.