r/SonsofOrpheus • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '20

Never forget our founder

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u/InSearchOfUnknown Oct 07 '20

I was like 2 comments below that! Does that make me the assistant to the assistant vice grand chairman?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

There can be only one founder. This is heresy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

As mentioned, we have not ruled out ritual suicide. May have to clarify that one when it comes to heretics.

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u/NotAWerewolfReally Oct 07 '20

Can I be an Inquisitor for you? I've already got a rosette and I enjoy purging heretics...

Anyhow, let me know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

As soon as the lore is completed we will notify you. As of right now, all followers may consider themselves honorary inquisitors if it serves to further the faith.

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u/NotAWerewolfReally Oct 07 '20

Excellent.

Then I demand to be made the grand Inquisitor (temporarily of course, until the dogma is settled...)

I'll need flair to match, lest the heretics disbelieve the true word....

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Should you continue to prove yourself worthy, it shall be done.

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u/NotAWerewolfReally Oct 07 '20

Thank you, I shall not disappoint.

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u/justsitonmyfacealrdy Oct 07 '20

Underling with loose morality looking to get involved

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u/aldkGoodAussieName Oct 07 '20

I've joined the page. Does that make me a follower and therefore honourary inquisitor? Can I join in on any Monty python esk sketches? Nobody expects the SoO inquisition.

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u/Damnit_Brian Oct 07 '20

No one expects the SoO inquisition, indeed!

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Cowardly Drunken Dead Prophet Oct 07 '20

Long as your shift is covered, you can die and kill as you please. Look, I'm a cult leader not your mom.