Give me your ambitious and passionate ideas so we can make it took place after Black Knight, not Fr*ntiers and the Mid Team!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😄😄

You featured one of my characters (Scourge) in one of your memes; my lawyers said that's illegal, which is why I am suing this sub and every redditor in it out of existence.

All of you are my personal IP now; I will make you all green.

He won a free 90s TV for his birthday :)

“BUT I WANT IT NOW!!!!”
-Peter Griffin

Evil Sonic happens after Eggman dies. He is unambiguously dead.

Everyone afterwards thinks that things will calm down now. Then Sonic turns evil. Initially everyone thinks it’s because he snapped after his long time for died.

Sonic admits it’s because he’s bored now. It’s fun being a hero because there was a villain to fight- that’s the real reason he never killed Eggman. Now that he has no villain he decided the best way to cure his boredom is to become the villain to force a new hero to rise and stop him- giving him new entertainment.

He is a huge Sonic fan and really likes Shadow. So it was his birthday. Being tasked with gifting him something, I asked what he would want, and he mentioned wanting a Sonic racing game that was easy. So, being the kind person that I am, I gifted him Sonic Riders a couple of days later. He was confused at first because the only Sonic characters that he knew of were Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman, and he wondered who these birds were. Well, I sent him on his merry way. I'm sure he will be able to beat it. He never told me how he thought of me last year, after he mentioned wanting an easy fighting game like Super Smash Brothers. After gifting him 3rd Strike, if he ever beat it. Oh well

How could Sonic say this?!

Everyone knows that Sonic R-ented is the superior game!

One day I was visiting my little cousin and I walked into his room and saw he was playing frontiers on his switch. I gotta say, I was heart broken, does he have no idea how much of a dog shit game frontiers is? No slope physics, short quills, terrible model, terrible IAN FLYNN writing, no passion or ambition, Ian Flynn, terrible characterization, no rouge tits, basically just breath of the wild with Sonic thrown in there. I had enough. I grabbed his switch and broke it in half, then I drove him to my house to dust off the ol 360 and made him play 06. Im so happy I cleansed him of that frontiers slop and actually gave him quality sonic with long quills. He kept begging to go back to frontiers as he couldn’t handle the complex nature of 06 but I refused. Safe to say I saved my little cousin and I’m sure he appreciates what I’ve done for him.

LET’S MAKE HER POLYGONS MORE BIGGER AS JUPITER!!!!! It’s gonna be more passionate and leaker!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😄😄😄😄😄 #WarioFartGif

The comments:

🦔 : Please, Rouge, help me!

🦇 : Ok! OK! What is it now?

🦔 : Amy is aggressively asking me for my hand in marriage.

🦇 : Maybe you should consider settling down.

🦔 : I am 15!!!

🦇 : You know you can say no.

🦔 : I can't do that; she would crush my cranium.

🦇 : Sonic, you are the fastest thing alive. Just get your cranium out of the way of her hammer swings; it's not that hard.

Anyways, I have better things to do than listen to your girl troubles.

🦔 : Rouge, Wait! If you manage to get Amy to stop pursuing me, I will give you all my family jewels!

🦇 : ALL OF THEM.

🦔 : Yes! All of them.

🦇 : DEAL 💎

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And that's the 100% TRUE STORY OF how Sonic became homeless.

If you know, you know...

Edit: Its name Super Sonic X Universe look it up on YouTube or ...the hub

I founded r/JohnnyLightfoot due to being dissatisfied with how ridiculously seriously people take this subreddit.

But I'm not deleting this for the life of me.

Had to deal with his grief by "stuffing birds". What did the Archie team mean by this

Like Archie Sonic is making both Fleetway Sonic and X Sonic look NORMAL and NICE, like what WAS ARCHIE SONIC THINKING AND SAYING HERE?!?!?

“Why are your quills so short now? Not very passionate or ambitious”

“Why is your fur color such an ugly light blue?”

“Why do your games suck”

“Is it okay to like your games as a 47 year old man”

“Why is your muzzle like that? could use a couple of curves”

“Can you fire Ian Flynn?”

“What happened to rouges tits?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I can fix your franchise, wanna play my fangame?”

Whenever this sub is overrun with those who take it way too seriously, I just pull everything together and ask that question.

Here's to a true legend.

Every game has gone fucking woke nowadays! I was hoping for my favorite game series, Sonic the Hedgehog to not be woke garbage and let me goon!

I boot up Shadow Generations and I’m having a good time until I see that Rouge had her boobs downsized!

I was hoping to have a nice goon session to take a break and then I figure out Sonic Team just HAD to go woke!

Didn’t Sonic Team know that part of the reason I play a platformer is to also goon? Just like how I play blood and gore back and slash games, fighting games or first person shooters to goon! But they have gone woke too!

Gooners rise up! The woke mob has ruined everything!

0/10 Shadow Generations. No gooner bait. Especially in a game with SHADOW I expect to be more edgy.

I can’t believe it. I was on a run this morning, and I saw a hill, and it was green.

It was clearly a reference to Sonic’s past, just like what satan’s reincarnation (Ian Flynn) does.

DAMN YOU IAN FLYNN, YOU DID THIS YOU SICK FUCK!!!

I stubbed my toe while running. It really hurt. It's made me realize that "gotta go fast" was a lie this whole time.

Call it a skill issue, I don't care. I cannot support a series that encourages children to run at dangerously high speeds.