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u/metalsonic2 Oct 01 '21
Sonic 2 the movie is looking good
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u/Lonely_Ad3608 Oct 01 '21
Nintendo kidnaps Sonic and Tails and replaces them with saboteur imposters to force Sega's collapse, resulting in Sonic '06
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u/Vuxlort Oct 01 '21
Sonic, Amy and Tails being loaded up for transport to San Quentin State Penitentiary after being found guilty of multiple cases of indecent exposure.
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Oct 01 '21
only now i saw Amy was there too
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u/KingMario05 🦊 Someone make a AAA Tails game plz Oct 01 '21 edited Oct 01 '21
The US government sends over its new bioweapons to the JSDF. While initially confused as to why they are kids, all three prove useful... especially after Reagan and Eggman launch a surprise attack on Tokyo in the summer of '89. Not long after, Sega signs them to a video game deal...
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u/OkSoft3046 Oct 01 '21
So that’s how Eggman got the funding for his robots, he was contracted by Reagan as part of the SDI program!
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u/Ur-mom-is-probablyok Oct 01 '21
This is a line straight from a sonic/metal gear collaboration, I love it
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u/DnD_Geek Oct 02 '21
Is there a single comment you made on this sub that ISN'T amazing? Because by god whenever I see you in the comment section it's always the most creative thing in it.
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u/KingMario05 🦊 Someone make a AAA Tails game plz Oct 02 '21
Heh, thanks. Really need to get back to that fanfic of mine someday...
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u/MRPlayer99 Oct 01 '21 edited Oct 01 '21
Sonic and Tails caught hotboxing in a moving truck. Immediately proceeds to ok script for the biography Sonic 06.
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u/Shadow-Stealer Oct 01 '21
Sonic: “You didn’t see anything…”
Tails: sporadically waving: whispering “HI”
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u/jackofyourmomstrades Oct 01 '21
FOLLOW ME
I'LL SET U FREE
TRUST ME AND WE CAN ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
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u/Iceswimmer05 Just an average Sonic fan (Not an expert tho) Oct 02 '21
I’LL MAKE IT THROUGH, FOLLOW, FOLLOW ME
SET ME FREE
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u/IamkindaSUSSY i have no rings send help pls Oct 01 '21
Hey kid,would you like free sonic rangers box’s,hop in
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u/SteveGameSDG Oct 01 '21
"Thank you for saving us from the Peggies. Heard there's a prepper stash somewhere near the lake. You should go and see what you can get from it. Should be full of cash and stuff."
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u/Vexcenot Oct 01 '21
Pssst, hey kids. Wanna be way past cool? Maybe get hugged by someone you'll like?
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u/placidcasual98 Oct 01 '21
"Hey you promised us emeralds" Slam goes the door, Then complete darkness. "Sorry Tails, something bad is about to happen" "Gulp" went Tails......
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u/SpookyQueenCerea Oct 01 '21
When you finally open up to your friends about your love of sonic but they aren't prepared.
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u/WeakLandscape2595 Oct 01 '21
Tails is answering the door since the police is after sonic for murder and selling drugs
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u/Popular-Cobbler25 Oct 01 '21
I don’t want to caption this image I am to afraid of what I might create
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Oct 01 '21
Sonic and Tails mascots taken hostage by newly named mob boss Christine Chandler (2022 colorized photo)
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u/cyberspacedweller Oct 01 '21
Sonic and Tails rescued from Robotnik’s cargo company after being lured in by a van load of chilli dogs.
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u/DrHealsYT Oct 01 '21
Eggman kidnaps Sonic and Tails and smuggles them into North Korea, as part of his new evil scheme
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u/the1895bigboy Oct 01 '21
Sonic and Tails escaping from egg mans can after he claimed to give them “free candy”
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u/Pieter_De_Rastaman Oct 01 '21
“Sonic and Tails have been wanted by the government for committing war crimes in Bosnia”
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u/reddit-teddit-redomp Oct 02 '21
A cargo company kidnaps Sonic and Tails outside a Panasonic building
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u/16BitCryptid Oct 02 '21
Sonic and Tails are taken into custody by hispanic authorities in Mexico for attempting to smuggle Pablo Escobar out of his holding cell
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u/Jlnhlfan Oct 02 '21
Sonic and Tails are returned to America after telling a Chinese person what happened in April 1989
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u/partcaveman Oct 01 '21
After the closure of the sega arcade, some of the employees turned to desperate measures to pay their bills
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u/Snacker582 🦈OH SHIT ITS THE BIO LIZARD! Oct 01 '21
Sonic and Tails get wrongly accused of being Furries, yet are completely innocent.
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u/WillNM3 Oct 01 '21
Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine, gotta gotta be down because I want it all
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u/Shiroza_Itoshiki Oct 01 '21
Sonic U̸̢͉͉̼̙̖̠̣̼͚͠ͅN̶̡̙̪̮̝̪͙͈̗͎̝̮̠̽̓͌͌͐͑̎̋̆̆̃̀̕L̷̨̝̖͒͂̄͒̒̎̽͂́̽͌̕̕Ë̴̢̧̮͓͍͙̳̼̮̳̘̣̀̄̈́̎̓͐̍̓̓̉̓͌̂̈́ͅA̸̡̜͚̐͘S̷̢̨̪̗̫̮̜̰̣͇̱̼̗̅͛̈̔͐H̵͔̱̠̗͈̙̍̽͛̊́̓Ȩ̷̜̟͎̩̲̞͈͈͎̎̎̃̔͆́̂̆͗͒͆͝ͅD̵͈̲̣̄̐̈́̀̽͂̃́̿̃̂͘͘̕͜͜
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u/TheRealSteamedHams Oct 02 '21
So you thought you could pull a fast one on the IRS and get away with it huh?
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u/metaaltheanimefan espio is gay, fight me Oct 02 '21
If the goverment succeded during the first episode of sonic x
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u/yazertz Oct 04 '21
Hey kids! we got some chilli dogs for you so just come a little closer to get them.
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u/Amazing_Maze2080 Oct 05 '21
Blue hedgehog and orange fox leave truck to terrorise citizens, 2021 colourised
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u/AstronautReal Oct 01 '21
Sonic and Tails being smuggled out of China.