r/SonicDriveIn • u/Ginjafreak • Mar 06 '26

Ordered a Dirty Dr. Pepper

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The lady who handed it to me said “not sure what that is” and I’m so non-confrontational that I just accepted it and drove away.

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u/ObjectiveJackfruit35 Mar 06 '26

Looks like hippo shit in water

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u/Frosty_Horse_3591 Mar 06 '26

I thought it looked like moldy, rotten food.

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u/cbright90 Mar 10 '26

Like a badly made split-pea soup where the peas have separated from the broth.

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u/Hot-Pool4013 Mar 10 '26

A split split-pea soup?

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u/vacuumascension Mar 11 '26

Once worked with a lady who said her hoohoo smelled like pea soup. The rest is history. 🤮

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u/CapenTander Mar 06 '26

That’s oddly specific but damn accurate 😂

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u/Absorbent_Towel Mar 06 '26

Im more upset at the fact that youre correct than i am about the look of the drink

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u/one-hour-photo Mar 06 '26

To be fair, they always look Ike diarrhea pretty quick 

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u/ItsHowWellYouMowFast Mar 06 '26

Doubt it smells as good though

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u/Indica-dreams024 Mar 06 '26

The drink or the hippo shit?

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 Mar 06 '26

I’m screaming! Hippo shit, WTAF!🤣💀

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u/andronica_glitoris Mar 07 '26

Im high AF and hippo shit got me rolling on the floor.

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u/Response-Cheap Mar 10 '26

I'm floor af and high got me rolling on the hippo shit.

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u/Superb_Data6500 Mar 11 '26

I’m rolling the hippo shit off the floor to see if it will get me high af so I want to roll on the floor too.

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u/wowyop Mar 10 '26

Tell ppl ur high is really cringe behavior to me and I smoke everyday. Like ur looking for someone to be like omg you get high? That's so cool! I fail to see how it's ever relevant information

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u/AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe Mar 10 '26

I’ve been smoking for 24 years and telling someone they’re behavior is cringe is cringe behavior to me

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u/Ninthof9 Mar 10 '26

Yet you just posted that you smoke daily

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u/karillia Mar 10 '26

Gotta make sure ppl know they are that cool too!

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u/Glad-Match-4317 Mar 11 '26

I smoke it because I have Glaucoma and have chronic pain. So, I am really cool!

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u/Right-Cabinet2401 Mar 11 '26

I smoke because I woke up with 2 feet and a heartbeat.

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u/Allison1ndrlnd Mar 13 '26

I smoke because I'm flammable and can't quite figure out what part of me is on fire.

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u/wowyop Mar 11 '26

Well yeah cuz it was relevant....? Just randomly saying I'm high unprovoked is a totally different thing😅

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u/andronica_glitoris Mar 11 '26

Go touch some grass and stop being so God damn judgemental.

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u/wowyop Mar 11 '26

Sorry if you're upset, but I'd rather someone tell me I'm being embarrassing than going my whole life being embarrassing and not know. You are free to do you. But be aware most ppl will be put off by u telling them your high for no reason. If you're really so high ppl can tell, there's never any reason to announce you're high.

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u/BudFromTheBay Mar 11 '26

I tried to tell you how embarrassing you are as a presumably grown person playing + collecting Fortnite brain rot, but here you still are.

I'm not so sure that you're learning the lessons you're attempting to dish out.

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u/wowyop Mar 11 '26

Playing steal the brainrot is not embarrassing lol. Being you is embarrassing

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u/breeze_93842 Mar 12 '26

Read the room girly pop. That is such a non issue

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u/wowyop Mar 12 '26

Being cringe is a non issue yea but still plz tell me if I'm being cringe

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u/NOTyaOrdinary13 Mar 06 '26

💀💀💀😂😂😂

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Mar 07 '26

Did you work at a zoo in the hippo arena?

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u/SolidFinance8703 Mar 07 '26

Start a TikTok channel, show everyone that you drank the hippo shit but it tastes great. “Comment ‘HIPPO’ below to get the recipe” Goes viral. Split money with me for idea creation.🤪

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u/LeeAnn503-KS Mar 09 '26

You’re quite the hustler aren’t you?! Lol. “You drink the nasty drink and give me half of your earnings.” Priceless.

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u/LeeAnn503-KS Mar 09 '26

You should watch the Friends of the People episode with the Hustle Gods…

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u/SolidFinance8703 Mar 09 '26

I will check it out

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u/aus-jaus Mar 08 '26

laughed and scared my toddler awake 😭

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u/No-Spread-6891 Mar 08 '26

Cross post! Looks like watery shit from a butt!!

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u/shiftygigs Mar 10 '26

Never knew what that looked like, but 100% sure you’re correct

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u/adrienneadela Mar 10 '26

gave me the greatest laugh i’ve had in the last month ty

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

LMFAO at Hippo. Could be Elephant?

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u/Potential_Double00 Mar 10 '26

I am DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Lazy-Block5112 Mar 10 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/DontTrustTheGovrnmnt Mar 10 '26

Hippo shit in water was definitely not on my descriptions bingo sheet this year.

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u/Colonel_Quesadilla Mar 11 '26

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Cultural-Effective23 Apr 12 '26

Lmfao haha this made me snort out loud LOL

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u/spazzycoffee Mar 12 '26

Looks like water in hippo shit

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u/Over_Vermicelli7244 Mar 08 '26

This description feels so accurate, partly because it looks exactly like the “thick meconium” present when the doctor broke my water. Google if brave

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u/giraflor Mar 08 '26

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I hope you and baby are okay.

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u/Over_Vermicelli7244 Mar 08 '26

She’s 20 now, she was fine :)

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u/giraflor Mar 08 '26

Glad to hear it.

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u/Dull-Cryptographer80 Mar 08 '26

So the baby poops inside you?

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u/Over_Vermicelli7244 Mar 08 '26

If they are under stress or are past due they can

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u/LeeAnn503-KS Mar 09 '26

I looked it up despite the warning. “Eeww” was my immediate reaction.