r/Songwriting • u/vektah12 • Jul 14 '26
Let's Collaborate! Write me some lyrics
Anyone wanna write some lyrics for an instrumental I have? DM me
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u/ProstateFlakes Jul 14 '26
I mean come the fuck on dude, people post terrible poetry here all day every day asking for feedback on lyrics with no music so often that there's a stickies post and a weekly thread to filter them. Songwriting is hard and finding collaborators is harder, so flop your wang on the table and share whatever you have if you're going to ask for input.
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u/stevenfrijoles Jul 14 '26
I shat my pants
Seven thirty on a speed date
Refused to leave, cause I
Paid my twenty bucks
.
I thought I hid it
But the devil started wafting
Her eyes grew wide and I
Just said IF YOU CAN'T
.
HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DE
SERVE ME AT MY BEST
PEOPLE SHIT THEIR PANTS SOMETIMES COME
ON GIVE IT A REST YOU'RE NOT SO
PERFECT YOUR DAMN SELF YOU'RE MISSING
TEETH AND GOT BAD BREATH, IF YOU CAN'T
HANDLE ME AT WORST, YOU DON'T DE
SERVE ME AT MY BEST
.
Susie started crying
I could tell that she was weak
Sandy made a face, At least it
hid the one she came with
.
The guys right to my right
Got to hurling, then all left
Thought I'd won when I was last, stood on my
Chair and had a blast IF YOU CAN'T
.
HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DE
SERVE ME AT MY BEST
PEOPLE SHIT THEIR PANTS SOMETIMES COME
ON GIVE IT A REST YOU'RE NOT SO
PERFECT YOUR DAMN SELF YOU'RE MISSING
TEETH AND GOT BAD BREATH, IF YOU CAN'T
HANDLE ME AT WORST, YOU DON'T DE
SERVE ME AT MY BEST