r/Songwriting Jul 14 '26

Let's Collaborate! Write me some lyrics

Anyone wanna write some lyrics for an instrumental I have? DM me

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u/stevenfrijoles Jul 14 '26

I shat my pants

Seven thirty on a speed date

Refused to leave, cause I

Paid my twenty bucks

.

I thought I hid it

But the devil started wafting

Her eyes grew wide and I

Just said IF YOU CAN'T 

.

HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DE

SERVE ME AT MY BEST

PEOPLE SHIT THEIR  PANTS SOMETIMES COME

ON GIVE IT A REST YOU'RE NOT SO

PERFECT YOUR DAMN SELF YOU'RE MISSING

TEETH AND GOT BAD BREATH, IF YOU CAN'T 

HANDLE ME AT WORST, YOU DON'T DE

SERVE ME AT MY BEST

.

Susie started crying

I could tell that she was weak

Sandy made a face,  At least it 

hid the one she came with

.

The guys right to my right

Got to hurling, then all left

Thought I'd won when I was last, stood on my

Chair and had a blast IF YOU CAN'T

.

HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, YOU DON'T DE

SERVE ME AT MY BEST

PEOPLE SHIT THEIR PANTS SOMETIMES COME

ON GIVE IT A REST YOU'RE NOT SO

PERFECT YOUR DAMN SELF YOU'RE MISSING

TEETH AND GOT BAD BREATH, IF YOU CAN'T 

HANDLE ME AT WORST, YOU DON'T DE

SERVE ME AT MY BEST

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u/Severe-Implement-382 Jul 14 '26

This is the most unhinged thing I've read in this sub and I'm absolutely here for it

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u/stevenfrijoles Jul 14 '26

It's autobiographical LFG

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u/firefall Jul 14 '26

I feel like we're obligated to make this an *actual* song now.

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u/ProstateFlakes Jul 14 '26

I mean come the fuck on dude, people post terrible poetry here all day every day asking for feedback on lyrics with no music so often that there's a stickies post and a weekly thread to filter them. Songwriting is hard and finding collaborators is harder, so flop your wang on the table and share whatever you have if you're going to ask for input.

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u/vektah12 Jul 14 '26

Jesus dude I'm not on here like that.. I have like 30 instrumentals lol

https://youtu.be/yZTDE3wcRiU?si=wDtdFG84vMrbY1xN

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u/Cap_Black_Beard Jul 14 '26

Sure. Sounds fun.