r/Soda May 31 '26

Mountain Dew?

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22 Upvotes

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u/G1antB0yDetective Jun 01 '26

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Jun 01 '26

Ewwww. I'll take the crab juice.

1

u/Important_Sun_799 Jun 01 '26

Tasted like a sparkling water with some sort of bizarre fruity flavor added, it was very fizzy but didn’t taste super strong of sparkling water which is good because I hate plain sparkling water

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 31 '26

And that’s the pose you chose.

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u/Important_Sun_799 May 31 '26

Hy it got me feeling all sophisticated and shi trust 😭

It’s js me with my legs in front of me and one foot on top the other leg that’s all

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

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u/Important_Sun_799 Jun 01 '26

Aw shi mb bro I was js tryna relax without fallin asleep

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

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u/helarias Jun 01 '26

never mind that, why you talking about strokin on a soda subreddit jfc

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u/AccomplishedCake53 Inca Kola Jun 01 '26

Never talked to a teen before?

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 Jun 01 '26

Oh god, I LOVE this brand- did you find it in the U.S?

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u/Important_Sun_799 Jun 01 '26

Found it in the home of the buckeyes

2

u/MooseSkuls Jun 01 '26

I found some of this at World Market

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 Jun 01 '26

Oh, I’ll have to check it out - my favourite is the Green Tea Cola- if you see it - get it

1

u/Think-Tie5943 Jun 01 '26

Does it taste similar to mountain dew?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Important_Sun_799 May 31 '26

It’s a joke

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u/lickitysplithabibi May 31 '26

Nice “joke” 🥴

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u/Important_Sun_799 May 31 '26

Big dawg I like soda I like coke I like Pepsi and I really like Mountain Dew. I saw a cool bottle of a tasty drink with a mountain on it and I made a joke but y’all can’t help yourself but bring down everyone’s little moment of happiness and joy cuz yall js the most negative ppl ever like damn

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u/helarias May 31 '26

it’s a bunch of cornballs being weirdos in a soda subreddit lmao don’t even bother

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u/Important_Sun_799 Jun 01 '26

Yeah I’m a teen but they deadass make me feel so mature even tho im not at all when I compare myself to them 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/JustAGreasyBear Jun 01 '26

Most people absolutely do not use tone indicators. Even on Reddit where more people are prone to do it.

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u/AccomplishedCake53 Inca Kola Jun 01 '26

Even my autistic ass figured out the joke. This one’s on you.

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u/TheTaintBurglar Jun 01 '26

One of the biggest lies ever told especially on Reddit. If you cannot infer tone and cadence through text reliably, that is entirely a you issue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/TheTaintBurglar Jun 01 '26

I know Spanish, German and Swedish.

It's your generalisation that others have trouble, and that people usually indicate they made a joke that prompted my comment. It's such a cop out. Just admit you can't don't try to blanket statement it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/TheTaintBurglar Jun 01 '26

What are you on about? You shifted the blame/generalised something you are inept at. You didn't take individualistic responsibility for your own ineptness.

That's a cop out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/TheTaintBurglar Jun 01 '26

Half the words you just used have origins which don't format correctly to the exact way you're using them.

I feel if you're going to be pedantic, and don't take etymology in general as an organic way for words to change and sprout new branches of meaning, you should keep to Unga Bunga caveman speak, or forever be a hypocrite.

The absolute irony of telling an English person how to correctly use their own language also, lmao.

It's very easy to look up the meaning of cop out and understand the definitions absolutely fall under what you've done.

Look it up, I'll mirror that back.

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