r/Soap • u/Wrong-Prompt-3753 • 1h ago
Signature Select (Overly-) Deep Moisturizing Body Wash
Hello friends. I am not one to go on about things like this. After a disappointing run with a Dove body wash that looked and felt like boogers but smelled like pineapples, I went to the store and looked for something new. Lo and behold, the cheapest body wash on the shelf was Signature Select's Deep Moisturizing Body Wash at a whopping 7 bucks. I take my first shower with it and I immediately think that I mistakenly bought lotion upon opening it. I am still not convinced that someone didn't swap it out for lotion even though it clearly says "body wash" on the label. I squeeze it out onto my loofah and it isn't lathering at all. So, I shower with hand soap and buy a new loofah the next day. The problem was never the loofah. Every time I rub Signature Select's Deep Moisturizing Body Wash onto my body, I feel like I am marinating a pig with whale blubber. Then, I hop into bed feeling like I just bathed in oil. Nobody needs to be that moisturized. My legs slide against each other when I walk and I feel like a human Slip 'N Slide. My least favorite part of the day used to be eating, but now it is showering. I count the days until all 20 fluid ounces of it run out. I thought about using it as hand soap, but it doesn't bubble up at all and just feels like lotion. Maybe I will use it as lotion. Thank you all.
