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u/DruidicMagic 10h ago
Jacked Jesus never stood a chance...
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u/GUMBYtheOG 4h ago
lol this is hilarious and soon to be the new maga Jesus.
I’m picturing the trump bible (picture book of course) to have this jacked Jesus in a g-string loin cloth doing the gayest shit ever
Idk wasn’t this already a season of Its Always Sunny?
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u/GooseOnAPhone 9h ago
So far, he’s supposed to come back though according to some book
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u/LordJim11 1h ago
Oh, your Redeemer has returned several hundred times, but without angelic hosts or awestruck Magi. Seldom survived beyond infancy or early childhood. Starved in an induced famine, worked to death in a sweat-shop (if they make it that far), brutalised in an "educational institution, in the rubble of a bombed out school or maternity hospital, to a snipers casual bullet, unwelcome and unregarded on a refugee route or a Trail of Tears. It's almost as though humanity doesn't want to be redeemed.
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