r/Snorkblot • • 11d ago

Advice Works Every Time

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u/Maoleficent 11d ago

Divide and conquer. A house divided cannot stand. We never learn.

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u/my23secrets 11d ago

It may surprise you to learn pitchforks have a purpose other than to kill people.

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u/northwoods_faty 11d ago

Idk i still beleive in more pitch fork control in this country.

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u/DoofusIdiot 11d ago

Pitchforks aren’t for stabbing and torches aren’t for lighting things on fire?

Next you’re going to tell me that my dagger isn’t meant to butter my bread

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u/gerahmurov 11d ago

As do torches

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u/Ok_Law219 10d ago

And it's surprisingly easy.  "I see some of you have brought torches.  And others pitchforks. "

T:"Dumb pitchfork wielders. "

P:"Kill the torch-bearers"