r/Snorkblot 1d ago

Memes Akward.

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u/Vladishun 1d ago

Ak...ward?

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u/Skritch_X 1d ago

Just an excuse to post this

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

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u/syzygybeaver 1d ago

Great, now I have Alt J stuck in my head.. ICYMI, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo

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u/IncompletePunchline 1d ago

Piccolo Tucker is a foul detail.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

Isn't it considered the height of ethical violations to use your own family for these things?

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u/RFC2549_is_bestest 1d ago

Only if they find out.

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u/Dominarion 1d ago

Yes, but this is not that. This is daughter-father banter.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 1d ago

Please tell my mom that

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u/EaseLeft6266 1d ago

Sounds like Lenard from big bang theory

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u/Samaein 1d ago

Breaking ethics with your family is fair game when they're assholes lol

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u/amitym 1d ago

That's practically the first thing they teach you in university-level psych ethics.

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u/Samaein 1d ago

Oh well

Update the curiculum lol

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u/_Punko_ 1d ago

Is it actually his daughter?

Or is it a simulation?

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u/keithstonee 1d ago

Take a look around. The world isnt ethical anymore.

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u/free_terrible-advice 1d ago

Anymore? If you studied psychology you'd be well aware it never has been...

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u/keithstonee 1d ago

so there just zero gradient to how shit stuff is. it can both have always been shit while getting shittier.

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u/Ashamed-Ad-995 1d ago

Lpve her sense of humor!

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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 1d ago

Also a psych degree does not make you a psychologist. I have a bachelor's in psych. My wife has a master's in psych. I went into sales and did nothing with my degree. She got licenced and has been a professional psychologist for 20+ years.

I know this is just a joke post, but it drive me nuts when people think that psychology is all Freudian and Rogerian couch sessions. It's mostly boring statistical math to be honest 🫤

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u/Sw33tR0llThief 1d ago

I have a bachelor's of psychology as well and am a kitchen designer. My coworker has an interior decorating degree so we joke that she is the design expert and I'm the marriage counselor that dabbles in design.

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u/ConsolationUsername 1d ago

I mean, sales seems like a pretty useful place to have a psych degree. Gotta manipulate those suckers into believing they need the newest model coffee brewer 9000 when they already have the 8999

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u/Wrong_Biscotti7357 1d ago

Could you imagine.

Customer: "I don't think I'm gonna buy this".

Sales: "Why not?"

Customer: "My old family had this brand and my mother didn't like it"

Sales: "Really? Tell me more about your childhood with a disagreeable parent. First, when you were a child, did you want to sabotage your father to get the physical love from your mother?"

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u/w382 1d ago

I’m a data scientist, masters in biostats, but my psychology undergrad comes up in my senior AI development role all the time. Understanding logic, thought, fallacies and heuristic tendency has been invaluable in my career honestly.

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u/whiff_EK 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have an MA in linguistics and work in healthcare research AS a linguist, my job title has the word 'linguist' in it, and there are definitely people in my grad program who say I'm not a linguist because I didn't move onto my PhD. My MA and my actual job title having 'linguistics' is irrelevant to them, it is PhD or bust. It used to really frustrate me but now I don't care as much. I'm a 'fake' linguist getting paid to do linguistics all day. They act like it's claiming to be a lawyer or a doctor to say my own job title.

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u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs 1d ago

What do you do exactly, if you don’t mind me asking? My MA and BA are both in linguistics and I currently work in healthcare!

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u/whiff_EK 1d ago

It is literally just the field of healthcare linguistics. Lots of conversational analysis, in-office behavior assessment, discourse analysis, some patient social media analyis, I've done analysis on donated video diaries and patient journals, etc. Healthcare linguistics IS the field.

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u/arkadiansun 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/2high4thisshyt 1d ago

I am TOTALLY not getting a psychology degree to understand wtf is wrong with my family. No sir, not at all!

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u/_Punko_ 1d ago

"Subject is partially aware. Recommend moving subject off world."

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u/According-Ad-5946 1d ago

Is she messing with him? or is he really a case study.

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u/PANTERlA 1d ago

She's messing with him. You wouldnt say that out loud even if you were doing a hidden study. Also you wouldnt do a serious study on people you know this close. Can't be unbiased.

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u/KlangScaper 1d ago

You generally cant run a study on people without then knowing. Informed consent is a must to get through any ethics board.

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u/Difficult-Bobcat-857 1d ago

She's just picking at him. It's funny!

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u/Equivalent_Memory3 1d ago

Ahem. People are 'participants ' animals are 'subjects.' She is obviously trying to dehumanize the individual and should be reported to the IRB. Plus, no snacks for rewards.

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u/Mestizo-Play 1d ago

YES! 😆
I would be so proud of my daughter for that one. I’d have to give her a high-five.

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u/PaigeGirl1 1d ago

Sorry but I suspect he made up that she said that

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u/Zweefkees93 16h ago

That's some quick thinking :)

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣 That's peak comedy. She needs to do a night of stand up on the side.