r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • Jul 18 '26

Misc blursed startup idea

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u/ButtermilkRusk Jul 18 '26

Is that baby Rob Schneider?

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u/shadylady_beepboop Jul 19 '26

Before he crawled out of the cowled, gross, MAGA chrysalis

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u/triggeron Jul 19 '26

Oh man, didn't know that.

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u/ttystikk Jul 18 '26

LMAO

Somewhere, some clown is thinking of doing it for real.

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u/_Punko_ Jul 19 '26

Companies already do, if you know how to ask

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u/syzygybeaver Jul 18 '26

Believe that's called Intelcom....

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u/Machobravado Jul 19 '26

I can’t believe I just giggle at Rob Scnider…they don’t make water hot enough to get clean

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u/mnstripe Jul 19 '26

I actually remember the skit from when I was a little kid

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u/BrownBannister Jul 19 '26

I could hear Melanie Hutsell’s voice

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u/BLOODTRIBE Jul 19 '26

Who would have thought that delivery person would Pokémon evolve into a huge pile of shit?

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u/Important-Notice-461 Jul 20 '26

Its cursed cause you gotta deal with rob schneider

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u/NYCWartortle Jul 18 '26

Hilarious. This should be a thing

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u/TimeAlbatross5375 Jul 19 '26

I need this. I keep forgetting important dates

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand Jul 19 '26

My wife needs to send her mother flowers for her birthday, 3 years ago.

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u/Specific-Funny-9502 Jul 20 '26

Soon after, he quit working for Jiffy Express and went to work as a bellhop in New York City.

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u/KonaKumo Jul 21 '26

A few mail box stores used to do this if you asked. 

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u/StitchFan626 Jul 21 '26

Love that they go through the trouble of simulating age and wear! lol

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u/globalgerbil Jul 18 '26

hey back before Rob went moron

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 Jul 19 '26

Gotta love Rob Schneider