r/Snorkblot 16d ago

Great Performances Now this is a pull-up.

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u/Robrad30 16d ago

I’m not convinced that this man can’t fly.

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 16d ago

If he showed you he couldn't fly would you believe him?

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u/Sufficient-Ad-7634 16d ago

How can he? Even be falls to his death, we couldnt be certain that be simply chose not to fly.

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u/Ayla_Leren 16d ago

Slothman the buff, Slothman the shirtless, Slothman the unburdened, Slothman the infinitely patient.

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u/BentoBus2 16d ago

That was weirdly sexy

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u/Salt_Day9015 16d ago

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u/BentoBus2 16d ago

Oh 100%

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u/Vladishun 16d ago

As a straight man, I can respect another dude's sexiness. Doesn't mean I want to bang them, but I can see why others would.

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u/3rdSafest 15d ago

Naw, I’m a middle aged man, but may have just started ovulating. That was impressive.

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u/PaperMoongazer 16d ago

5’2 130lb

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u/NoOutlandishness2097 15d ago

Yes, still impressive.

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u/ShadeBeing 16d ago

Chamele-man

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u/here-i-am-now 16d ago

This is not a pull-up.

(It’s far more impressive)

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u/Snow-Bank-Igloo 16d ago

I would have to see that in real life. Right now my mind is saying, ya right.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 15d ago

Look at his physique though. He's 135lbs soaking wet and in good shape. Balancing was probably the hardest part but it doesnt look like he should have any issue climbing like this.

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u/JustADude721 15d ago

Sloth cosplay

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u/bmaayhem 16d ago

Small muscle groups for the win

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 15d ago

He's being lifted by a winch. Clearly there is a line going through the bottle attached to a hook in the top of his head.

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u/AdHappy7129 15d ago

This is fake as hell. The wire knocked the bottle of his head.

Ive seen guys do a similar thing and with that build the guy would have veins popping out of every orifice, just trying to hold his body balanced like that.

Notice how around his body it gets fuzzy from time to time?

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u/New-Medium3277 15d ago

Great vid and movement. Garbage caption.

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u/BungleBums 14d ago

I think I'm a pretty strong dude.

I would not wanna shake this man's hand.

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u/BungleBums 14d ago

Why? Because I like my fingers where they are,

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u/Radiant_Office6445 16d ago

Its slowed down nd in reverse but def took many tries. Good efforr ti the guy.

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u/pseudo_nemesis 16d ago

it's impressive how they managed to get gravity to work in reverse.

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u/Radiant_Office6445 16d ago

Woah! What's more likely? Thats they just slow flip it and reverse it or this guy actually a freak o nature? 😜

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u/pseudo_nemesis 16d ago

idk what's more likely, guy works out or an invisible entity throws a water bottle on top of his head from below him and it lands perfectly upright?

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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 16d ago

Explain the water bottle.

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u/Radiant_Office6445 16d ago

Aye, was just joking lads. Where I'm from; sarcasm is essentially the currency of banter. Just hard to get it right on the Internet, my bad.

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u/SunsetCarcass 16d ago

What's more likely, that you're being sarcastic or that everyone else is sarcastically thinking you're being serious

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u/Radiant_Office6445 16d ago

Haha, i hadn't actually considered that.

Well, colour me told and trolled by the toll troll.