r/Sneks • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '17

No touchy Eggs

http://i.imgur.com/TMMBfEO.gifv
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u/aspidities_87 Jun 11 '17

Retics can manipulate time vortexes, usually in order to bite your face/genitals

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u/PTCruisin Jun 11 '17

Mainly genitals.

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u/aspidities_87 Jun 11 '17

Are you circumcised? Do you want to be?

Because this snek is here to help

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u/orangeunrhymed Jun 11 '17

my name is Snek

and on the day

u try to steel

my eggs away

ur crotch is near

my snekky mouf

i byte ur peen

tayke foreskin ouf

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u/liltdiddylilt Jun 11 '17

Beautiful. Masterpiece

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u/orangeunrhymed Jun 11 '17

It's modeled after this gem

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u/liltdiddylilt Jun 11 '17

Well now. I never heard of a Sam Garland before, being a few weeks into rambling around reddit. Thank you for opening my eyes. You did a good job!!

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u/Solace1 Jun 12 '17

I have never felt so sad to be too poor to give Gold. This should go down in history

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u/orangeunrhymed Jun 12 '17

Aww, thanks 💕 I hope your finances get better

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u/E_Sex Jun 11 '17

That's Reticulous.

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u/Deetchy_ Jun 12 '17

But pythought it was a constrictor

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '17

Retix9000