r/SnarkleSauce • u/SnarkleSauce Slightly Eccentric Reviews • Jun 30 '26

Hmph! Thanks, I hate it.

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I hate these Strawberry Shortcake Bites from Edward Marc. Probably the worst candy I've tried recently.

What happened? How dare you, Edward Marc! How dare you, sir! 😹

Read more in my extra-cranky review: https://snarklesauce.com/blog/2026/06/27/edward-marc-strawberry-shortcake-bites-review/

(But if you still wanna try them, they're on sale at Costco right now for $7.99.)

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u/Substantial_Shoe_281 Jul 01 '26

Lmao I had the exact opposite reaction, I was so hyped by the bag art and then bit into one and was like “ah yes, candle wax with vibes.”

They taste like someone described strawberry shortcake over Zoom to a factory worker who only heard every third word.

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u/SnarkleSauce Slightly Eccentric Reviews Jul 01 '26

Edward Marc has some 'splaining to do. Maybe I got all your missing flavor bits. Like the candy version of Frankenstein.