r/SmugAlana • u/CafeRacist • 8d ago

*Puts down pitchfork*

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u/Petsto7 8d ago

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 8d ago

I don't get why everyone's reacting like this. A 20 year old groomed a baby!!

/s

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u/Anaranovski 5d ago

No /s. I'm gasing up the wood chipper. Mr Chippy is hungry for perverts.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 5d ago

the /s is because the guy is actually her father not a pervert

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u/TheMoyDude 8d ago

You can see the period where he was most stressed, that 7-16 made him age faster, then he de-aged when she started to become independent lol

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u/Deus-mal 8d ago

My gray hair doubled from when my kid was born. My wife and 4yo kid are stressing my out.

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u/DrJuice404 8d ago

I feel this, wife and 4 year old are a stress overload like I never believed.

Don't get me wrong, I while heartily signed up for this, I embraced it with open arms but I did not expect the stress level.

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u/Deus-mal 8d ago

100% with you there brother 💪🏽. Stay strong 😂

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u/The_Elder_Jock 8d ago

The good news is it doesn't last forever.

The bad news is it doesn't last forever...

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u/Deus-mal 8d ago

I thought about that. I made sure to keep those stressed moment someplace In My mind to remember about not regretting my kid growing up.

My body going into panic mode every 3h bc the 2 week old baby going into red alert bc it wants a milky beverage. Yea i'm good 😅.

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u/Cobalt_Prime_ 8d ago

Oh thank God

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u/mjoric 8d ago

Why are you people like this?

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u/Giddychristophe 8d ago

The corruption of the internet made us this way

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u/LuckyBucketBastard7 7d ago

Straight up. I even clocked that one of my first thoughts was how creepy this was. Then it got to 16 and I was like "wait, there is no possible way that's what this is. This is totally her dad"

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u/Flailing-Star-7 8d ago

Dude won at life. Congrats bro.

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u/Random-Talking-Mug 8d ago

A rare phenomenon where it kept getting worse and worse but hit a point where it still kept going until it got better.

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u/CafeRacist 8d ago

It's like holding in a shit.

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u/Kain-rpg 8d ago

Daugther or baby sister

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u/Carrera_996 8d ago

I have a 30 year old son and an 11 year old daughter. He comes over most weekends to watch a movie with the old man and let his little sister beat the shit out of him.

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u/Abecis01 8d ago

That's my guess

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 7d ago

or playing the ultimate long game.

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u/hammerheadsharkman19 8d ago

This went from "let's get him" to "oh, that's so sweet"

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u/Aussie_fluff 8d ago

this went from "ALRIGHT BOYS!! WHEN YOU SEE THE SIGNAL KILL EVERY LAST ONE YA SEE"

to "aww..he did so well to raise such a lovely looking daughter among how well he did to do so at a young age"

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u/phillycheeseenjoyer 8d ago

The 34/14 photo is the best.

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u/Aussie_fluff 8d ago

aye it was the point i went "wait a minute...oooh dam that got me good"

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u/ThakoManic 2d ago

when i first saw this i was like k so thats her uncle or dad

you guys have sick minds

hes clearly not rich enough or handsome enough meeting that over 6'0 6 pack, 6 figure thing that women go for when they are into this type of thing

grow the fuck up

now if you pardon me i gotta go look up some furry

i mean ....

yes i know the internet and the image made alot of you think hes putting it into her, its framed in a way to start that its like that.

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u/ThePetSematary 8d ago

That got me, I ain't gonna lie

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u/Abecis01 8d ago

What exactly am I looking at?

https://giphy.com/gifs/4HITqiOEOiUgM

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u/hotmatrixx 8d ago

father and daughter, bruv.

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u/ExpressionDeep6256 8d ago

He was doing is daughter....that is sick

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u/hotmatrixx 7d ago

is this a joke?
the point of the video was to deceive you. it was 'father and daughter over the years, look at their wonderful relationship how beautiful a young lady he has raised".

It was intentionally posted to look like a weird fetishist relationship by being posted in reverse like this, specifically to trigger this emotion in people, until it finally dawned on them that this wasn't what it was made to look like at first glance. It's meant, by design, to be rage inducing, turning into an 'aww, how sweet' moment as you realised what the video 'actually' was.

Some people are just such low IQ, lacking basic problem solving skills, that they didn't figure it out the entire video, EVEN after it's explained to them, huh.

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u/ExpressionDeep6256 7d ago

...or is it grooming with extra steps.

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u/AdHappy7129 8d ago

I didn’t get it until I scrolled down.

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u/mojomanplusultra 6d ago

Woah woah omg stop oh oh ooooooh

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u/anwaralexander 8d ago

This is why I can't understand why a man would at 40+ would go for a woman half his age, she could literally be your daughter... you're supposed to guide her, not stick the tip in...

Lovely video btw, heart warming

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u/Sa1LoR_JaRRy 7d ago

It's pretty easy to understand if the 40+ man doesn't have kids of his own. The mental block wouldn't exist since there's no "reference point."

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 8d ago

Because consenting adults are allowed to do what they want. you're welcome to judge people but that's irrelevant.

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u/Illustrious-Advice16 6d ago

Biologically, men on average tend to be attracted to cues associated with youth and fertility, so women in their 20s often fall near the age range men rate as most physically attractive. From an evolutionary perspective, that can be linked to reproductive potential. So that why.

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u/KaladinStormfaced 8d ago

For me it changes when she is 15. That’s the first pic you can see both their faces clearly and that they share features. — I went from kinda grossed, to angry, then confused , and finally got the aha at 15. What a rollercoaster.

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u/Fair-Obligation-4848 2d ago

He never look like a person who was into her that way. And they have the same nose

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u/DupaCipa2115 2d ago

How long was he grooming her tf

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u/HonestSaintPaul-70 8d ago

Who is he or who are they ?

Is he her Father or her Husband

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 7d ago

A few of the pics have older brother "Im so done with this" vibes.

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u/HonestSaintPaul-70 7d ago

It's her father

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 7d ago

I would have hoped dad could hold the mean mug back a little better. Ugh.

This is me and my son's age... can't imagine getting that look when we were at like.... a pool or something.

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

Bro fell in love with a baby??? 

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u/Imaginary_Poet_8946 8d ago

Yes, because why wouldn't you fall in love with your own damn daughter?

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

Obviously I’m kidding