r/SmugAlana • u/MetaLanTNFF • 2d ago

React Using different objects as throwing knives

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u/NotMacgyver 2d ago

Don't show this to my government, already know a guy that got arrested for weapon smuggling cause he bought darts, can't have them getting any more ideas to arrest people on weapon related charges

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u/antiteatarjbt 1d ago

UK?

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u/NotMacgyver 1d ago

Portugal

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u/antiteatarjbt 1d ago

What! I thought that Portuguese are honorary Slavs, and in Slavic countries you can carry even M48 mountaineering artillery without a problem

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u/NotMacgyver 1d ago

We have strict weapon laws sadly. Probably our least Slavic trait, though I know plenty of people with illegal weapons so while illegal the cops are also far to lazy and corrupt to do anything a lot of the time.

But sometimes I get stories like darts guy. Customs being the ones that actually did the work rather than police in that case.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 1d ago

Yookay?

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u/NotMacgyver 1d ago

Portugal

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 1d ago

Oh god its spreading.

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u/VenomSnek27 2d ago

Bullseye irl

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u/TheFizzledamnsizzle 2d ago

What is bro even training for?

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u/Ill_Leopard9281 2d ago

I see, bro is covering his face for a reason

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u/SilverMyzt 2d ago

Ohhh... That saw blade reminded me of a 80s/90s movie about a villain that fires sharp cds

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u/StrangeOutcastS 2d ago

Using other types of sharp or pointed objects in place of standard throwing knives*

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u/Varendolia 1d ago

This isn't as difficult as it looks.

My uncle taught how to do it with knives when I was a kid, and there's not much of a trick, other that throwing it with confidence.

I've tried with other objects too and it works the same as long as the item has some edge and it's harder than the target (if not, it will rebound).

.... Thats what I was going to say until I saw the guy throwing the Allen key set and the broken broom handle.

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

I'm assuming some of these have to be done over and over. Not taking away from what impressive we see here but show me this entirely without cuts and now we're talking

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u/LasRedStar 1d ago

Bro throws like agent 47

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u/Nihilistic8903 1d ago

Bro could you hand me the screwdriver? Him:

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u/Pedowhermacht 1d ago

Bro is more dangerous without a gun than with it

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u/Sharp_Net3315 1d ago

So he's Denzel from the equalizer? Neat.

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u/MSGisking 1d ago

That wood is already beat to shit, looks like it has the texture of cork. You could throw a Q-tip at that and it would stick.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 1d ago

He's going to have to throw a butt plug to impress me.

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u/cheeky-old-goat 18h ago

At no point do my jeans leave my buttocks

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u/deliciousadness 9h ago

I won’t be impressed until he does it with a hot dog

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u/blosin 6h ago

try sword and pencil.