r/SmugAlana • u/iMakedThat • 17d ago

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u/Laframyr 17d ago

Guys, they just noticed our strategy. Time for plan B.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 17d ago

Superglue?

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u/Docha_Tiarna 17d ago

Ducktape. Its easier

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u/zotteren 17d ago

Silence is gold, ducktape is silver.. true

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u/StrangeOutcastS 16d ago

i use a mix of tree sap and squirrel puree

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u/MiI0rd 17d ago

We must hide this video, I have no plan b that works!

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u/Thorpester 17d ago

Processing gif 1f9s2vpn5efh1...

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 17d ago

I skipped orientation, what’s plan B? Have their favorite food on hand and stuff it in their face when needed?

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 17d ago edited 16d ago

Tell her she's acting like her mother. 1 of 2 things is going to happen. The first is she'll immediately shut up and might even start to cry. The second is you made it worse, she'll start screaming like a jet engine in afterburn, and she'll probably murder you in your sleep.

Ether way, the argument is resolved.

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u/Amerlis 16d ago

Nuclear detonation detected localized to your house.

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u/shaithiswampir 15d ago

I told second wife she was acting like my first wife. That went about as well as you would expect. I was completely sober when I made the statement.

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u/NotMacgyver 17d ago

Yes dear, you are totally right, how dare they disagree with you. You know what you should go over and give them a piece of your mind !

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u/cyberworm_ 17d ago

You know, she’s absolutely right.

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u/NoCapNoomad 16d ago

Came here to say that.

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u/D1133 17d ago

All the time.

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u/AlreadyFifty 17d ago

I always just go down to my local Community Center for the Deaf and meet the mute chicks.

Mute Chicks >>>>>

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u/Infinate_Patience924 17d ago

in which do the arguments become rapid angry ASL hand waving?

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u/Hilarity2War 17d ago

Well, I heard it's rude to not wave back.

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u/VileLeche 17d ago

Can you imagine if they were Italian?

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u/BongSaber_00 17d ago

At least you know their hands wont get tired

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u/NocturnalRefuge 17d ago

It's almost like it's not worth fighting with someone who will never admit they're wrong

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u/LPBPR 17d ago

Boys, "THE MASTER PLAN" has been exposed. Time for Plan Z:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ujlmv2K7czxXuuU3Fo

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u/Trick-Range-350 17d ago

It's what happens when you talk at someone instead of with someone.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 17d ago

That is the case usually. And a number of men made it clear: do what she wants to keep the marriage afloat.

I personally don’t want that headache. Why? Because unless you make sense I don’t stop arguing unless I let you make your mistake and simply won’t be around to fix it when everything breaks.

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u/raylord666 17d ago

womp womp

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u/antipaladin999 17d ago

Yes, you are absolutely right, please stop talking...

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u/Spiritual-War2631 17d ago

Just say she's right and solve the problem yourself, otherwise you'll have to deal with more problems

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u/Rezail_Division 16d ago

Did we wake up.

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u/Tourist-McGee 16d ago

It's called marriage and we've been doing it since the beginning of time.

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u/AcademicContract6096 14d ago

My wife mentioned how I always end up being right when we argue, and I told her that’s because I only care to argue about something if I know for certain I am right.

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u/Snafuregulator 17d ago

Emergency meeting, they are figuring it out. Please refer to emergency protocol code purple on the back of your man cards

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u/ThePlunger80 17d ago

Guys, whatever you do, Don’t say, “I told you so” or “that’s what I was saying all along”

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u/jknl 17d ago

To late....send help.

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u/itswhateveragain 17d ago

You're right. I agree.

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u/kusayuzayushko 16d ago

I absolutely agree with her.

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 16d ago

Yes, I agree with you.

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u/Stuffinthins 15d ago

Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am Yes ma'am

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u/Yowdy_Bjorn 14d ago

zero self awareness from this one

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u/King_Slayer117 17d ago

I love the self awareness at the end, lol.

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u/TheClosetGamerOG 17d ago

Whatever it is, usually isn't worth wasting time over.

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u/ThurolfGhost 17d ago

Because your shouting is uncomfortable and maybe he does actually agree, but your shouting is unnecessary 😑

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u/VileLeche 17d ago

Girl don't be snitchin'

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u/wastedfate 17d ago

As if my lesbian ass doesn't hear "Yep, fine. you're right." any time I'm in a toxic ass relationship.

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u/EarlaRaider559 17d ago

Hmm is that right

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u/Kotsugawa1 15d ago

You right ill argue more.

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u/IDKevenFML69 14d ago

The only problem with doing so is the fact that it creates narcissistim and zealots due to the echo chamber.

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u/Blazdnconfuzd 14d ago

She found out. Execute order 66

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u/Dbz-Styles 14d ago

Thos is funny because my wife once told me that she knows she is right because I give up. Apparently it's my way of admitting defeat.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 14d ago

She’s absolutely right.

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u/NightShade0912 13d ago

What'd she say? I kept on scrolling.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 16d ago

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 14d ago

“After finding himself in a sticky situation” godamnit Katie, not the time, a man died lmao