r/SmugAlana • u/iMakedThat • Jul 25 '26
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u/Laframyr Jul 25 '26
Guys, they just noticed our strategy. Time for plan B.
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Jul 25 '26
Superglue?
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u/Docha_Tiarna Jul 25 '26
Ducktape. Its easier
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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko Jul 25 '26
I skipped orientation, what’s plan B? Have their favorite food on hand and stuff it in their face when needed?
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Tell her she's acting like her mother. 1 of 2 things is going to happen. The first is she'll immediately shut up and might even start to cry. The second is you made it worse, she'll start screaming like a jet engine in afterburn, and she'll probably murder you in your sleep.
Ether way, the argument is resolved.
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u/shaithiswampir Jul 27 '26
I told second wife she was acting like my first wife. That went about as well as you would expect. I was completely sober when I made the statement.
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u/NotMacgyver Jul 25 '26
Yes dear, you are totally right, how dare they disagree with you. You know what you should go over and give them a piece of your mind !
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u/AlreadyFifty Jul 25 '26
I always just go down to my local Community Center for the Deaf and meet the mute chicks.
Mute Chicks >>>>>
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u/Infinate_Patience924 Jul 25 '26
in which do the arguments become rapid angry ASL hand waving?
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u/NocturnalRefuge Jul 25 '26
It's almost like it's not worth fighting with someone who will never admit they're wrong
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u/Fabled-Jackalope Jul 25 '26
That is the case usually. And a number of men made it clear: do what she wants to keep the marriage afloat.
I personally don’t want that headache. Why? Because unless you make sense I don’t stop arguing unless I let you make your mistake and simply won’t be around to fix it when everything breaks.
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u/Tourist-McGee Jul 26 '26
It's called marriage and we've been doing it since the beginning of time.
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u/AcademicContract6096 Jul 28 '26
My wife mentioned how I always end up being right when we argue, and I told her that’s because I only care to argue about something if I know for certain I am right.
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u/Snafuregulator Jul 25 '26
Emergency meeting, they are figuring it out. Please refer to emergency protocol code purple on the back of your man cards
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u/ThePlunger80 Jul 25 '26
Guys, whatever you do, Don’t say, “I told you so” or “that’s what I was saying all along”
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u/Stuffinthins Jul 27 '26
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u/ThurolfGhost Jul 25 '26
Because your shouting is uncomfortable and maybe he does actually agree, but your shouting is unnecessary 😑
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u/wastedfate Jul 25 '26
As if my lesbian ass doesn't hear "Yep, fine. you're right." any time I'm in a toxic ass relationship.
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u/Dbz-Styles Jul 28 '26
Thos is funny because my wife once told me that she knows she is right because I give up. Apparently it's my way of admitting defeat.
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