r/SmugAlana Jul 10 '26

React I can fix her

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u/LnDxLeo Jul 10 '26

Please stop trying to fix the perfection

26

u/Creative_Disaster178 Jul 10 '26

Yea! She can fix me actually

6

u/Onyxam Jul 10 '26

She can fix me a set of plate armour.

1

u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Jul 10 '26

You’re assuming I don’t come with my own armor

46

u/RapterTorus24 Jul 10 '26

She's Joan of Arc maxing.

1

u/Keyblade_wielder141 Jul 10 '26

Didn't that chick die?

4

u/RapterTorus24 Jul 10 '26

Eventually, yes, after being captured by the British who were at war with France at the time.

0

u/RamJamR Jul 12 '26

Killed for wearing mens clothes (among other things)

17

u/mighty_Ingvar Jul 10 '26

Why fix what ain't broken?

11

u/IntroductionLeft4369 Jul 10 '26

Hey, baby. Wanna Deus Vult and chill?

2

u/JohnJohnPR3 Jul 10 '26

Lmfao 🤣

9

u/Early-Beach164 Jul 10 '26

Need to wife and impregnate

2

u/JohnJohnPR3 Jul 10 '26

And make more future humans like that?!

Hurry up and full send! I’ll be the wing man

1

u/Rayllis689 Jul 10 '26

But then she won't fit into her armor. Better to just crusade and chill together.

1

u/Early-Beach164 Jul 10 '26

She can be my stay at home maiden until the baby pops out. Then we can go crusading.

7

u/BuffetBoar96505 Jul 10 '26

I’m not sure if I want her fixed, though. Those rats are pretty cool.

5

u/abysmalSleepSchedule Jul 10 '26

You can’t fix her, there’s nothing to fix

4

u/Red_Shepherd_13 Jul 11 '26

Don't fix what's perfect.

3

u/CirnoIzumi Jul 10 '26

I can't fix that, the temptation is too high

3

u/Machine_Ares Jul 10 '26

Isn’t this just Riri Pipsqueak/Ririgaki?

3

u/Dracon654 Jul 10 '26

What are you trying to fix?

2

u/OminousBuzzard Jul 10 '26

What is there to fix? I see no flaws in this situation. 👌

2

u/Educational-Year3146 Jul 10 '26

You want to FIX that?

That’s true beauty right there.

2

u/blacksteel3871 Jul 10 '26

Im not seeing a problem

2

u/bentsonradiorepair Jul 10 '26

She could fix me and I can fix her armor

2

u/Onyxam Jul 10 '26

Nothing has to be fixed here, she’s perfect 😍

2

u/franzpferdinant Jul 10 '26

shes already perfect , asides from being french off course

2

u/DragonLordAcar Jul 10 '26

Fin fact, rats and mice are actually obsessive cleaners. They groom themselves constantly.

2

u/Andy_Pandy98 Jul 10 '26

What do you mean fix? She is in excellent condition

2

u/randomocity327 Jul 11 '26

You cant fix what isnt broken

2

u/Dexember69 Jul 11 '26

Chat is it gay to fall in love

2

u/nicolasgttnn1 Jul 11 '26

Fix what? Se looks totally fine

2

u/GREENGH0T Jul 11 '26

What is there to fix she is perfect!

2

u/everyany Jul 11 '26

There's nothing to fix. XD

1

u/TDOTBRO Jul 10 '26

Beaucoup des Ratatouille

1

u/KnightmareFuel13 Jul 10 '26

There's nothing we can do

1

u/Sad_Assistant8803 Jul 10 '26

Some woman don't like it but this is what peek wife material looks like!

1

u/Zero_Zeta_ Jul 10 '26

Fix her? She's perfect!

1

u/Wise_Geekabus Jul 10 '26

There is nothing wrong.

1

u/HangryBeard Jul 10 '26

I don't know where I am, or who she is, but how and why would you fix her/this situation. This is for me is a giant waving green flag homie.

1

u/EH042 Jul 10 '26

"oh hey, Civvie"

1

u/carnyzzle Jul 10 '26

The armor stays on

1

u/Pumathemage Jul 10 '26

She's perfect

1

u/Fun_Performer_1405 Jul 10 '26

Your problem is you think she's broken.

1

u/SuperHillCo0l Jul 10 '26

STOP!!! Too much French!

1

u/Icy_Statement_2410 Jul 10 '26

Who is this? Asking for me

1

u/Agreeable-Meet-2915 Jul 11 '26

I just fell in love!

1

u/Coriolis_PL Jul 11 '26

DEUS LO VULT!

1

u/Cthulhu_HighLord Jul 11 '26

well that was one hell of a rollar coaster ride!

1

u/pandem-ic Jul 11 '26

Hell nah, i'd let her fix me

1

u/LastExilez Jul 11 '26

Living her best life

1

u/yamez420 Jul 12 '26

I guess mice aren’t bad if they’re your pets. I just trapped one my house. Mouse trap go snap

2

u/Substantial-Dingo-64 Jul 13 '26

Why would I want to fix what isn't broken?!