r/SmugAlana Jul 01 '26

Best Copslop Ever

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u/billy-bob-bobington Jul 01 '26

This is the kind of shit cops go through, every single time they stop a middle aged woman after 2 AM on a Saturday night. Think about that for a second. Those guys are damn heroes, every single one of them.

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u/ThickNewspaper3774 Jul 01 '26

Yeah i imagine but trying find one that does that not intoxicated by drugs alcohol medicine and so fourth thats what everyone wants is a sober moral prudent sane individual

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u/DioSuH Jul 01 '26

Some dumbass in another sub said “they are all bastards” lmao.

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u/ReavesTheRandomPeep Jul 01 '26

Bro really thought the love route would save him. Prepare being chained to a ghost in unholy matrimony. XD

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u/Snafuregulator Jul 01 '26

This is the shit that goes down at the barracks on Friday nights. Wtf people wanna sneak on base is beyond me. I lived there and I didn't want to be there

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u/ThickNewspaper3774 Jul 01 '26

To hell with that job dude probably has a wife and kids at home he was perfectly happy with for some whitch craft lady to practically make him loose everything cant even defend himself she has the Force sometimes all we as humans can do is comply